Man what should I do.im ** years old and I am going on my first date.

[kip1124]

Originally posted by: thesithman
OK let me give you the lowdown on the girl im taking out.
Shes 5.8 130 pounds. OK maybe too much of a lowdown. She is smart,pretty,HOT!!!!, The oldest of four kids. Likes Star Wars!!!! (a plus on my side) Hates dogs.(another plus on my side)(I hate them too) Loves cats(a Plus on my side)(I have two cats) Likes car/truck/minivan thats a Chevy.(A HUGE PLUS ON MY SIDE)(My truck is a 1980 Chevy Luv 4x4, Bright red paint, Roll bars, and a killer bose sound system) Her fav color is red.(mine is too)(my bros vett is red too)
Her parents are ok kinda peeps. (I call them sir and mam anyways.) Her dad is a Logger (kinda) He cuts trees down and hauls them to the local sawmil. Her Mom is a Homemaker. Takes care of the other kids. cleans house an does what ever moms do.
Her bros and sis are mean little boogers! that all I know about them.
She has not been out on a date before. Her family lives two farms over.(a plus on my side)


Yep I did see Natalie Portman kiss in Star Wars, but she had practice. I have not had any. Shoot I dont even know how to hug a girl.


Maybe we wont kiss on the first date but it might happen sometime.

since you're so worried about kissing, why don't you let me take her out first and i'll teach her everything you'll need to know. then she can relay that information once she goes out on date with you.

 

[stormbv]

Oh, man...I feel ya. I went out on my first real date last week, and considering my age, that's kinda sad. Just keep in mind that she is probably just as nervous as you are. I live on a farm too, and I think I'll take my lady out to the cornfields to listen to the corn grow next time we go out. Pretty romantic, huh?

 

[Draco]

Someone que the banjo music please?

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: Draco
Someone que the banjo music please?

I ain't got me a banjo, but I made me a gee-tar made from a washtub and broom handle, cityslicker!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
you say she is hot and yet has never been on a date?

They're out in the sticks on farms... That's how it is out there.

thesithman, I'd say your best bet is to relax, have a good time, talk to this girl like she's a real person, and take her somewhere where you guys can hang out and talk, and have fun. Try not to worry too much about it, and it'll go fine

You do know that since you started this thread, you have to update us with how things turned out.

 

[bunker]

ROTFLMAO at this thread....

Just do it. It will all be over soon enough then you can come back here and tell us how bad you fubar'd it.

 

[Descartes]

I dont beleave ill have sex before I say I DO. But just in case we might take one of my little bros or her little sis to make sure we dont have to get married the next week.

Considering you're stating that you don't know how to hug, nor kiss, a girl in an online forum, I don't think you have to worry

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
Don't go out with a loaded rifle.

Good advice.

 

[pyonir]

hmmm i'm disappointed. it hasn't been said yet.



PICS?!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Descartes

I dont beleave ill have sex before I say I DO. But just in case we might take one of my little bros or her little sis to make sure we dont have to get married the next week.

Considering you're stating that you don't know how to hug, nor kiss, a girl in an online forum, I don't think you have to worry

Does anyone else hear someone screaming "Wrong Hole?"

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
you say she is hot and yet has never been on a date?

Maybe she's from West Virginia and her brothers like to gossip

 

[dirtboy]

Don't worry about kissing, chances are that's not going to happen on the first date!

 

[NutBucket]

Kissing is quite simple. You just have to notice what the chick is doing and reciprocate. They're gonna kiss you the way they want to be kissed. Simple enough?

 

[isasir]

Shoot I dont even know how to hug a girl.

Put one hand over her shoulder and onto her back, and put the other hand on her ass and squeeze.

 

[thesithman]

Ok. I got the vehicals figured out. Ill be using my LUV. We will be going to a blue grass festibal.(JK)
Ill take her to the local gun range and we'll blast a few targets. Then we'll have supper at Ryans steak house. Then its off to the movies. Where gonna watch something romantic. Is MIB2 romantic?
Right now im trying to figure out what I should ware. Black dressy pants and a brown or gray t shirt or jeans and a brown or gray t shirt?
As for you retards making fun at a (shall I say it) virgin male, that is 18 years old, That said that he wants to wait till after he ties the not. Might seem uncommon. But I know that if I had sex before I get married then more than likaly my Dad and Mom and her Dad and Mom would have a cut my balls off party. And then make us get married the next day. (im getting mixed up with the 1st/3rd persion typing here)
O yeah it was not long ago that Moms and Dads used saltpeter to cool ther younguns down. So I think that you all need a few doses.
Ahh what the heck Dressy pants and gray T shirt is is.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

My daughter (if I had one) wouldn't be getting into a vette with anyone who I didn't already know their driving ability/temperment. take the truck.

 

[TallBill]

haha.. kissing is not sex..

 

[Stark]

I need to go watch triumph at the star wars primiere again.

 

[pyonir]

i think you should spend less time on star wars and check into spelling and grammar.

 

[Azraele]

Relax, it sounds like you're already trying too hard. New relationships are always awkward, and inexperience makes things awkward as well. Be yourself, have fun, and try not to worry so much.

 

[Hubris]

Who the hell grows up on a farm and hates dogs? There's something creepy about that.

Just remember not to show her any Jedi Puppet tricks, and you'll be fine.

 

[Michael1897]

Ill take her to the local gun range and we'll blast a few targets. Then we'll have supper at Ryans steak house. Then its off to the movies. Where gonna watch something romantic. Is MIB2 romantic?

haha, MIB2 is about as romantic as a barium enema....
go see lilo & stitch
good luck

 

[Scipionix]

Why bother with a date when women these days just want to have sex?

 

[urameatball]

best advice I could give.

when in doubt, purposely screw it up and she'll think you're just playing games.

But in the serious times... don't do it cuz she'll get mad. Like the truly romantic or intimate moments.

good luck.

 

[Draco]

Originally posted by: thesithman
Ok. I got the vehicals figured out. Ill be using my LUV. We will be going to a blue grass festibal.(JK)
Ill take her to the local gun range and we'll blast a few targets. Then we'll have supper at Ryans steak house. Then its off to the movies. Where gonna watch something romantic. Is MIB2 romantic?
Right now im trying to figure out what I should ware. Black dressy pants and a brown or gray t shirt or jeans and a brown or gray t shirt?
As for you retards making fun at a (shall I say it) virgin male, that is 18 years old, That said that he wants to wait till after he ties the not. Might seem uncommon. But I know that if I had sex before I get married then more than likaly my Dad and Mom and her Dad and Mom would have a cut my balls off party. And then make us get married the next day. (im getting mixed up with the 1st/3rd persion typing here)
O yeah it was not long ago that Moms and Dads used saltpeter to cool ther younguns down. So I think that you all need a few doses.
Ahh what the heck Dressy pants and gray T shirt is is.

Did anyone just read that?! I'm sorry, but it had me laughing. This has to be a joke? If it's not... I'm sorry for laughing. Good luck to you and your quest for the sweet, sweet ponani. Make sure I get invited to your "Cut my balls off party"