Man vs. Beast on Fox now

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I think I've never been submitted to anything quite as worthless. I feel a sense of hypocrisy, since I have yet to turn it over, but the thing is obviously rigged. Well, that zebra was let out of the gates early just for fun, and that fat ass in the tug of war I think just jumped off or something.

And now we have two score midgets vs. an elephant? Can fox get ANY worse?
 

Mill

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I watched the first 3 minutes of it and became suicidal so I had to change the channel.
 

StageLeft

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Oh god did you see some of the midgets? Clearly half of them were just out for a regular walk and not even trying at all. I'm turning it over and cutting myself as penance.
 

Dudd

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Oh god did you see some of the midgets? Clearly half of them were just out for a regular walk and not even trying at all. I'm turning it over and cutting myself as penance.

Did you have money bet on the midgets or something? (BTW, if the answer is yes, I hear there's a 12 step program somewhere)
 

goldboyd

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Originally posted by: Dudd
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Oh god did you see some of the midgets? Clearly half of them were just out for a regular walk and not even trying at all. I'm turning it over and cutting myself as penance.

Did you have money bet on the midgets or something? (BTW, if the answer is yes, I hear there's a 12 step program somewhere)


Sadly enough, I actually did have some money on the "little people." :frown:
 

MomAndSkoorbaby

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Haha! We watched about 20 minutes of it and then Skoorb turned it off in utter disgust. He literally forced himself to watch it to see what all the hype as been about....then he sadly shook his Skoorb-like head and the TV went off! :p
 

Dudd

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Originally posted by: goldboyd
Originally posted by: Dudd
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Oh god did you see some of the midgets? Clearly half of them were just out for a regular walk and not even trying at all. I'm turning it over and cutting myself as penance.

Did you have money bet on the midgets or something? (BTW, if the answer is yes, I hear there's a 12 step program somewhere)


Sadly enough, I actually did have some money on the "little people." :frown:

So, how much are you in the hole? :p:D:)

 

gotsmack

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I only cought the midgets vs elephant and the Navy seal vs the chimp. The chimp was taking his sweet time. I've seen chimps move really fast on animal planet.
 

UNCjigga

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I watched that whole friggin' thing from beginning to end thinking "so when is this gonna become 'When Animals Attack Part 6?????"

What a waste! :disgust:
 

Sid59

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I think I've never been submitted to anything quite as worthless. I feel a sense of hypocrisy, since I have yet to turn it over, but the thing is obviously rigged. Well, that zebra was let out of the gates early just for fun, and that fat ass in the tug of war I think just jumped off or something.

And now we have two score midgets vs. an elephant? Can fox get ANY worse?


FOX CAN DO WORSE! Fox is total SMUT. I still watched it. Go Kobayashi .. had no chance. The Sumo? pfft ... Fox sucks! but i still love fox.
 

habib89

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i can't believe how ridiculous this show is... the idea just makes me want to throw up
 

StageLeft

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gotsmack I agree. That chimp was was just playing. I'd think that if the thing was trying it could have taken out that seal, though I'll say I was surprised at how fast the seal went through the course.
 

Nemesis77

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Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
Haha! We watched about 20 minutes of it and then Skoorb turned it off in utter disgust. He literally forced himself to watch it to see what all the hype as been about....then he sadly shook his Skoorb-like head and the TV went off! :p

I don't know why, but I find that funny :D:p
 

hans007

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the mavs game sucked. i watched the animal beast show, wow it was funny. it distracted me from programming, and i ended up turning my program in an hour late, in a crazy panic, but well the laughs probably were worth it.
 

hevnsnt

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I watched the entire thing..

If you are going to do a show like this, don't fix it. The sumo vs. Orang. was not even close to real.
 

skace

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Why all the hate? I watched that with a bunch of friends. There ain't nothing wrong with laughing at 44 midgets pulling an airplane. Damn, just thinking about it makes me laugh again. I think all shows should have 44 midgets.