Man Tries to Convert Lion to Christianity

[robphelan]

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[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
In Soviet Russia, kittens kill you.

:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[Doggiedog]

Yahoo version

 

[Kipper]

Darwin at work, people...Darwin at work.

 

[Ameesh]

I'm going to eat you!

your friend in christ,
lion

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

I'm going to eat you!

your friend in christ,
lion

hahahah, apparently those Christian Televangelists believe your animals WILL in fact go to heaven. They'll sell you a whole book on the topic for like $1,000 dollars at 3:00 AM on any given weekday.

 

[nakedfrog]

My question is... how would you be able to tell if you were successful in converting a lion to christianity?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
My question is... how would you be able to tell if you were successful in converting a lion to christianity?

The lion would have gotten down on his knees and said "Thank you Lord, for this food which I am about to receive" before mauling the sh!t out of that dumbass.

- M4H

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
My question is... how would you be able to tell if you were successful in converting a lion to christianity?

The lion would have gotten down on his knees and said "Thank you Lord, for this food which I am about to receive" before mauling the sh!t out of that dumbass.

- M4H

:thumbsup:

 

[Phoenix86]

Didn't the romans already try this???

 

[illustri]

you know what they say: anything for that cosmic comission

 

[neonerd]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

it really must have been some good crack he was smokin

 

[virtuamike]

Hahah stupid taiwanese

 

[lizardboy]

Bush Voter if he lived in America.

 

[azncoffeeboi]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Didn't the romans already try this???

 

[trilks]

Yes, go "save" a creature that has no concept of God, hurry!

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Didn't the romans already try this???

They made some progress, but the R&D budget was cut short, so this young man decided to take over their business.

 

[BDawg]

I think he should keep trying. If he dies, his fundie buddies should step up and try to. These lions must know Jesus!

 

[Ricochet]

Must of read a little too much C.S. Lewis.

I flipped on one of the Spanish channel last night and saw a clip of this dumb@ss and thinking WTF. It was in Spanish so I couldn't understand the story. Now that I know the story, he's more of a dumb@ss than I originally thought.

 

[dragonballgtz]

Who is going to make this picture an pwned picture?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz
Who is going to make this picture an pwned picture?

RTFT?

- M4H

 

[ActuaryTm]

We need more lions roaming free.

 

[Wag]

Daniel he's not.

 

[baoytl]

There's a video of it at cnn.com. Realplayer required.

 

[Nitemare]

"In the name of thy lord, I commandeth thee to bite me"