Man this song is messed up...

MartyMcFly3

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The artist is a ventriloquist who did the song in his characters voice. Diary of an Unborn Child If you get bored with hearing all the dates, just skip to 2:45.

Lyrics

October 5 - Today my life began. My parents do not know it yet, I am as small as a seed of an apple, but it is I already. And I am to be a girl. I shall have blond hair and blue eyes. Just about everything is settled though, even the fact that I shall love flowers.

October 19 - Some say that I am not a real person yet, that only my mother exists. But I am a real person, just as a small crumb of bread is yet truly bread. My mother is. And I am.

October 23 - My mouth is just beginning to open now. Just think, in a year or so I shall be laughing and later talking. I know what my first word will be: MAMA.

October 25 - My heart began to beat today all by itself. From now on it shall gently beat for the rest of my life without ever stopping to rest! And after many years it will tire. It will stop, and then I shall die.

November 2 - I am growing a bit every day. My arms and legs are beginning to take shape. But I have to wait a long time yet before those little legs will raise me to my mother's arms, before these little arms will be able to gather flowers and embrace my father.

November 12 - Tiny fingers are beginning to form on my hands. Funny how small they are! I'll be able to stroke my mother's hair with them.

November 20 - It wasn't until today that the doctor told mom that I am living here under her heart. Oh, how happy she must be! Are you happy, mom?

November 25 - My mom and dad are probably thinking about a name for me. But they don't even know that I am a little girl. I want to be called Kathy. I am getting so big already.

December 10 - My hair is growing. It is smooth and bright and shiny. I wonder what kind of hair mom has.

December 13 - I am just about able to see. It is dark around me. When mom brings me into the world it will be full of sunshine and flowers. But what I want more than anything is to see my mom. How do you look, mom?

December 24 - I wonder if mom hears the whispering of my heart? Some children come into the world a little sick. But my heart is strong and healthy. It beats so evenly: tup-tup, tup-tup. You'll have a healthy little daughter, mom!

December 28 - Today my mother killed me.

Why did you kill me, mommy
When God made me special for you?
I really wanted to see you
And put my little arms around you.
Why did you kill me, mommy
Because I thought you really cared for me.
And I wonder what I would have grown up to be?
I guess I?ll never know, 'cause mommy, you killed me.

:confused:
 

Mojoed

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I heard this 'song' this morning. It sounds much worse than it reads.

/gag
 

AMDZen

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Originally posted by: phisrow
The only thing worse than the vocals is the logic. *Wince*

Yea go figure.

Amazing how "messed up" reality is to everyone around here. I mean, aborting a perfectly healthy child isn't messed up, but writing a song about it, OMGWTFWASHETHINKING!!!!!
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: phisrow
The only thing worse than the vocals is the logic. *Wince*

Yea go figure.

Amazing how "messed up" reality is to everyone around here. I mean, aborting a perfectly healthy child isn't messed up, but writing a song about it, OMGWTFWASHETHINKING!!!!!

Umm, assume much? Where did I say aborting a baby isnt messed up?
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
lol... fetuses cant talk, let alone sing!

That made me chuckle, though I'd consider myself to be a pro-lifer. Does that make me a bad person?
 

Lumathix

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: phisrow
The only thing worse than the vocals is the logic. *Wince*

Yea go figure.

Amazing how "messed up" reality is to everyone around here. I mean, aborting a perfectly healthy child isn't messed up, but writing a song about it, OMGWTFWASHETHINKING!!!!!

Umm, assume much? Where did I say aborting a baby isnt messed up?

Don't think he was replying to you.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: Lumathix
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: phisrow
The only thing worse than the vocals is the logic. *Wince*

Yea go figure.

Amazing how "messed up" reality is to everyone around here. I mean, aborting a perfectly healthy child isn't messed up, but writing a song about it, OMGWTFWASHETHINKING!!!!!

Umm, assume much? Where did I say aborting a baby isnt messed up?

Don't think he was replying to you.

If not, I take it back then and apologize.
 

0roo0roo

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well if it were biologically accurate then 80% of the song would be about the 80% of fertilized eggs that off themselves..mostly within the first month:p god is the designer of the wasteful cruel process of conception loaded with natural abortions galore. its part of his program to fill up heaven faster donchya know?
 
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Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
lol... fetuses cant talk, let alone sing!

That made me chuckle, though I'd consider myself to be a pro-lifer. Does that make me a bad person?
If you really think about it, this is the exact issue.... IF a babie could write music, people would have a much harder time aborting it. Unfortunately, the damn thing cannot even survive on its own without its mother, which complicates the matter.

 

nakedfrog

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Tempts me to make a Vaudeville-type song in response, espousing my belief that it's just a bunch of cells.
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: Mojoed
I knew this thread would become a pro choice/life debate. :disgust:

It's something that both sides care about, so of course it will.
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well if it were biologically accurate then 80% of the song would be about the 80% of fertilized eggs that off themselves..mostly within the first month:p god is the designer of the wasteful cruel process of conception loaded with natural abortions galore. its part of his program to fill up heaven faster donchya know?

Dead babies go to hell. Duh.
 
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
The artist is a ventriloquist who did the song in his characters voice. Diary of an Unborn Child If you get bored with hearing all the dates, just skip to 2:45.

Lyrics

October 5 - Today my life began. My parents do not know it yet, I am as small as a seed of an apple, but it is I already. And I am to be a girl. I shall have blond hair and blue eyes. Just about everything is settled though, even the fact that I shall love flowers.

October 19 - Some say that I am not a real person yet, that only my mother exists. But I am a real person, just as a small crumb of bread is yet truly bread. My mother is. And I am.

October 23 - My mouth is just beginning to open now. Just think, in a year or so I shall be laughing and later talking. I know what my first word will be: MAMA.

October 25 - My heart began to beat today all by itself. From now on it shall gently beat for the rest of my life without ever stopping to rest! And after many years it will tire. It will stop, and then I shall die.

November 2 - I am growing a bit every day. My arms and legs are beginning to take shape. But I have to wait a long time yet before those little legs will raise me to my mother's arms, before these little arms will be able to gather flowers and embrace my father.

November 12 - Tiny fingers are beginning to form on my hands. Funny how small they are! I'll be able to stroke my mother's hair with them.

November 20 - It wasn't until today that the doctor told mom that I am living here under her heart. Oh, how happy she must be! Are you happy, mom?

November 25 - My mom and dad are probably thinking about a name for me. But they don't even know that I am a little girl. I want to be called Kathy. I am getting so big already.

December 10 - My hair is growing. It is smooth and bright and shiny. I wonder what kind of hair mom has.

December 13 - I am just about able to see. It is dark around me. When mom brings me into the world it will be full of sunshine and flowers. But what I want more than anything is to see my mom. How do you look, mom?

December 24 - I wonder if mom hears the whispering of my heart? Some children come into the world a little sick. But my heart is strong and healthy. It beats so evenly: tup-tup, tup-tup. You'll have a healthy little daughter, mom!

December 28 - Today my mother killed me.

Why did you kill me, mommy
When God made me special for you?
I really wanted to see you
And put my little arms around you.
Why did you kill me, mommy
Because I thought you really cared for me.
And I wonder what I would have grown up to be?
I guess I?ll never know, 'cause mommy, you killed me.

:confused:
Another unwanted, unloved child?

 

0roo0roo

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
well if it were biologically accurate then 80% of the song would be about the 80% of fertilized eggs that off themselves..mostly within the first month:p god is the designer of the wasteful cruel process of conception loaded with natural abortions galore. its part of his program to fill up heaven faster donchya know?

Dead babies go to hell. Duh.

well actually an eternity in purgatory. not baptised and such. ;) but in the end times they flood heavens on the basis of inadequate documentation of sin and will be shunned by the others for not earning their spots;)
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Tempts me to make a Vaudeville-type song in response, espousing my belief that it's just a bunch of cells.

You and I are also a "bunch of cells." Look this ultrasound of 12 week old fetus...totally SFW, its the BBC. Text
 

chrisms

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Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Tempts me to make a Vaudeville-type song in response, espousing my belief that it's just a bunch of cells.

You and I are also a "bunch of cells." Look this ultrasound of 12 week old fetus...totally SFW, its the BBC. Text

People only approve of abortion because it has become almost socially acceptable. I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country, but am against abortion. To kill a baby, a bunch of cells, or whatever you want to call it, simply to save a couple who didn't want to use a condom the 'trouble' of having the baby and at least putting it up for adoption, just doesn't seem like a rational tradeoff to me.

The only thing that makes me doubt my belief is the sad fact that people will do back alley abortions or drink the baby to death if Roe v. Wade was overturned, and these crimes likely could never be easily stopped.