lmao... this thread is moving a lot slower than the thread about the "slip." I was going to ask in the other thread why those shows aren't time delayed by 10 or 15 seconds so that networks can avoid the huge FCC fines... but then I realized that having things like that apparently increase their audience (if by no more than a few hundred thousand horny people who'll watch the Emmys rather than surf porn).
Advertiser: "I simply can't justify paying that much for an ad this year... your number of viewers is way down."
Producer: "Don't worry, we're going to have a nipple slip to improve the ratings."
Advertiser: "Great! Here's an extra 100k"
Producer: "cool, thanks, with that kind of extra money, we can pay for about 50 nipple slips."