Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash
By Associated Press
5 hours ago

BILLINGS, Mont. - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post _ it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Should've explained to him why an animal without binocular vision should NEVER be allowed to operate heavy machinery....
 

mercanucaribe

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I've been to Montana and there were plenty of unicorns there. Too bad a unicorn can't fit in the cab of a truck, much less drive one with its hooves.
 

metalmania

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How about an invisible vehicle? Last month when I did the accident summary report, I found one accident report filed by the driver to DMV. He said while waiting at the red signal, his car was hit on the left side from rear to front, but he couldn't find any vehicle nearby! This happened at Bronx. I think he was high.