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Man suing Michael Jordan and Nike for $832 million

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this is where i really wish people who bring such suits would have to pay ALL expenses. Everyone knows this is a BS suit. so make this moron pay for his attorney, MJ's Attorney, Nikes's attorney (etc) and everyone who workes on this case from the baliff to the judge.


this guy is a moron. I'm sure he loved it when MJ was hot though heh.
 
it doesn't say he hired a lawyer. he could've filed it pro se, which he probably did. if any lawyer took this case, he should have his bar card taken away and b*tch slapped
 
Doesn't this guy realize that once most all of his hometown catches wind of this (who's to say they haven't), he'll be called Michael or Jordan for the rest of his life just for being a dumbass. Lord knows I would if I saw him on the street.
 
Originally posted by: blurredvision
Doesn't this guy realize that once most all of his hometown catches wind of this (who's to say they haven't), he'll be called Michael or Jordan for the rest of his life just for being a dumbass. Lord knows I would if I saw him on the street.
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I think that's what he wants... he probably knows he doesn't have chance in hell at winning the lawsuit-- but by filing it he is getting his 15 minutes of fame which he is probably hoping to parlay into something bigger.
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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not all of use are... just the ones who came from Australia...

😛
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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Don't lump us all together. Most of us are pussy's, not all.

Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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I've never been to Australia, but to hear you talk it sounds as though your nation must be the only one on the planet without its share of retards...
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Well, they are an island of convicts remember. They have to slam someone to feel better.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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Don't lump us all together. Most of us are pussy's, not all.

Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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I've never been to Australia, but to hear you talk it sounds as though your nation must be the only one on the planet without its share of retards...
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Well, they are an island of convicts remember. They have to slam someone to feel better.
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yep..it's our national past time....we call it "Tall Poppy Syndrom"
 
But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape ? from playing basketball
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You can't tell me that for YEARS this guy didn't revel in the fact that people confused him with Jordan. If he thinks he looks so much like him, why doesn't take a trip to the bank and try to withdraw some funds with his "Jordan-esqe" looks? ..........

"Uh, you don't really need my account number do you? Come on! I'm Michael Jordan...it's not like I'm not GOOD for it!" 😕
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
Is there anything American's won't sue for? damn you guys are just a bunch of pussy's
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No one's sued this guy for wasting their time yet. Maybe I should call my lawyer. I bet MJ (the real one) would even front the cash and then some for my attorney just to fvck with him.

 
wait a minute....

my first name is the same and my initials are the same as MJ....

sounds like I need to give my lawyer a call...anyone have a number for a cheap lawyer??? 🙂
 
Why is this a news story? Can anyone just go out on a street corner and scream about the voices inside their head and make the news, or do you have to hire a lawyer to make your insanity newsworthy? If an article is written on a news site about every crazy person with a lawyer, would their be enough space left on the internet for porn?
 
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Why is this a news story? Can anyone just go out on a street corner and scream about the voices inside their head and make the news, or do you have to hire a lawyer to make your insanity newsworthy? If an article is written on a news site about every crazy person with a lawyer, would their be enough space left on the internet for porn?
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its news worthy because its so fricken stupid.
 
I'm going to sue Edgar Allen Poe because people always assume my last name is spelt Poe when it's really Po. Plus they always ask if we are related and this has caused me serious mental anguish over the past 20 years. I'm going to sue for eleventy billion gazillion dollars!


:roll:
 
"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

bwahahaha...he gets 416,000,000 from this how? bwahahaha at this guy's life too
 
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