Man sues David Blaine over "stolen powers"

[Qwest]

A Minnesota man is suing David Blaine for allegedly stealing his "godly powers" to perform magic stunts. Christopher Roller, 32, is seeking more than $2 million from the thievery. But Blaine isn't the only victim of such accusations.

Roller has also sued David Copperfield for supposedly using his magical powers without permission.

 

[So]

:crazy;

HTF is this guy not in a nuthouse?

 

[OulOat]

Wait till he finds out Dave Blaine is a hoax

 

[her209]

LOL. That's great!

 

[JasonSix78]

Stupid a$$hat, I hope he looses. David Blaine is one spooky cat though.

-Jason

 

[jman19]

In related news, local Minnesota man is found to be a moron.

 

[Czar]

he should invest in a neckguard so Blaine cant use his highlander sword on him

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: jman19
In related news, local Minnesota man is sued for stealing someone else's moronic powers.

Fixed.

 

[asm0deus]

his website is haggard

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: OulOat
Wait till he finds out Dave Blaine is a hoax

OMG what?! He's real damnit, just like Santa Clause and Chanukah Harry!

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: OulOat
Wait till he finds out Dave Blaine is a hoax

lol

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: asm0deus
his website is haggard

OMGWTFURNSANE?!!!!

I though that was supposed to be a hilarious joke. i kept reading and it just got sadder and funnier.

 

[GreenGhost]

Originally posted by: OulOat
Wait till he finds out Dave Blaine is a hoax

You mean, he's not really a magical person? Hogwarts dropout?

 

[Banana]

So how did the Blaine guy "Levitate?

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

With a crane.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: jman19
In related news, local Minnesota man is found to be a moron.

LOL