Man steals 42,000lbs of cheese

[SlowSpyder]

wtfbbq

WI cheese is pretty good, but...

 

[2timer]

According to WISC, the company could not guarantee its safety, so it will be donated to charity if found to be okay.

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

 

[Newbian]

Ack... our state bank of cheese was robbed.

It's like Canada's maple syrup global strategic reserve but we keep the good stuff behind bars.

Now if only the jail was not also made out of cheese.

 

[McLovin]

Some Alternator Sized Beef (Jerky) would go good with this, me thinks.

 

[Gibsons]

The brains behind the operation

 

[KaOTiK]

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the muffin stumps lol

 

[Newbian]

Go figure... a guy from Illinois.

 

[wirednuts]

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

yeah that's a little brutal. so if it ends up bad and a bunch of charity people die, that's ok? I guess its cheaper lawsuits because charity people don't have money.

 

[Cattlegod]

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

lmao that is the first thing that popped in my head too!

 

[PottedMeat]

Veniamin Konstantinovich Balika, 34 of Plainfield, Ill., showed up at the K&K Cheese factory in Cashton with fake paperwork and loaded 42,000 pounds of muenster cheese onto his truck.

that's pretty creative. 'who's thinks someone's gonna steal cheese directly from a factory? nobody'

...i assume he had a buyer or he really really really loves muenster cheese

 

[zinfamous]

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

win!

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the muffin stumps lol

winx2!

 

[Cattlegod]

that's pretty creative. 'who's thinks someone's gonna steal cheese directly from a factory? nobody'

...i assume he had a buyer or he really really really loves muenster cheese

no kidding - he probably got $150k from that load

 

[Newbian]

no kidding - he probably got $150k from that load

allegedly stealing $75,000 worth of cheese

Seems a bit low as that's less then $2 a pound.

 

[Slew Foot]

40,000 pounds of cheese only cost 75k? Damn the market has some crazy markup on that

 

[Mixolydian]

If it's not safe, let's give it to charity! Lol

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

 

[highland145]

So who's got the 42K of fiber?

 

[KevinH]

Seems a bit low as that's less then $2 a pound.

It's a bulk purchase.

 

[IronWing]

It's a bulk purchase.

He's a wheeler dealer.

 

[highland145]

He's a wheeler dealer.

Booooo.

 

[highland145]

He's a wheeler dealer.

Booooo.




Next you'll say he has a cheese feta.

 

[techs]

Make him eat it.

I'd say that's the appropriate punishment.

 

[PowerYoga]

I don't think I've had any sort of good cheeses from WI. Maybe I'm just looking at the wrong stuff...

 

[GrumpyMan]

I saw an Enchilada thread earlier and the picture had a lot of cheese on those Enchiladas, maybe someone should call him in for questioning?

 

[SP33Demon]

The brains behind the operation

Wrong.

The cheese and its thief may look innocent, but like the prodigious Public Enemy says, "Can't Truss It!".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am9BqZ6eA5c