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SmoochyTX

SmoochyTX

Lifer
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

😛
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I can't have both?

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

😛
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I can't have both?

- M4H
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Edited for you!
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Leinenkugel doppelbock, please. And no crotch shots, that's not playing fair.
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Never heard of that beer before.
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I find it quite delicious. It tastes like exactly what beer should taste like to me.
So you agree to the terms, then? 😛
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SagaLore
6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:
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Hey, I'm negotiating here, pal!
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You do all the negotiating you want with #3, when I'm already onto #6. 😉
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But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway 😛
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway 😛
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Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds. 🙂
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Hey now!
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But I was setting you up for a 2 for 1 special. 🙁
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What kinda girl do you think I am? 😉
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I'm sure there's some kinda joke in there about "Hot Deals"
 
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