Man Simplified

[SmoochyTX]

Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

I can't have both?

- M4H

 

[KMurphy]

0/10

 

[Tuktuk]

I sense trouble here.. I think I need to leave.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

I can't have both?

- M4H

Edited for you!

 

[SonnyDaze]

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[loup garou]

All of the words in this post are good (beer, bra, panties), yet the overall post sucks.

I confused.

 

[KMurphy]

Originally posted by: loup garou
All of the words in this post are good (beer, bra, panties), yet the overall post sucks.

I confused.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=2004565&enterthread=y

 

[nakedfrog]

Leinenkugel doppelbock, please. And no crotch shots, that's not playing fair.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Leinenkugel doppelbock, please. And no crotch shots, that's not playing fair.

Never heard of that beer before.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Leinenkugel doppelbock, please. And no crotch shots, that's not playing fair.

Never heard of that beer before.

I find it quite delicious. It tastes like exactly what beer should taste like to me.
So you agree to the terms, then?

 

[SagaLore]

6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:

Hey, I'm negotiating here, pal!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SagaLore
6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:

Hey, I'm negotiating here, pal!

You do all the negotiating you want with #3, when I'm already onto #6.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SagaLore
6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:

Hey, I'm negotiating here, pal!

You do all the negotiating you want with #3, when I'm already onto #6.

But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds.

Hey now!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds.

Hey now!

But I was setting you up for a 2 for 1 special.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds.

Hey now!

But I was setting you up for a 2 for 1 special.

What kinda girl do you think I am?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SagaLore
6. Give smoochy a night of hot passionate marathon lovin'. :shocked:

Hey, I'm negotiating here, pal!

You do all the negotiating you want with #3, when I'm already onto #6.

:Q

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
What kinda girl do you think I am?

A very lucky one.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
What kinda girl do you think I am?

A very lucky one.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
But the negotiation is half the fun!
And it's #5, anyway

Fine - you can negotiate for sloppy seconds.

Hey now!

But I was setting you up for a 2 for 1 special.

What kinda girl do you think I am?

I'm sure there's some kinda joke in there about "Hot Deals"

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: loup garou
All of the words in this post are good (beer, bra, panties), yet the overall post sucks.

I confused.

This man speaks the truth.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: loup garou
All of the words in this post are good (beer, bra, panties), yet the overall post sucks.

I confused.

This man speaks the truth.

I'll bet google can help you out.