Man runs from cops. Cops let man leave after man punishes himself.

[Ns1]

Well not really but...

Man flees from deputies, gets stuck in septic tank near Modesto

A man who inexplicably fled from Stanislaus County sheriff's deputies had to be rescued after he jumped into a septic tank to hide, authorities said.

The incident began around 8 a.m. Tuesday when dispatch got a call about a man obstructing traffic on the 9th Street Bridge in Ceres, near Modesto. When deputies arrived, they saw a man matching the suspect's description at the Arrow Inn. When the man saw the sheriff's cruiser, he ran toward the back of the motel, authorities said.

Deputies drove around to the back but couldn't locate the suspect until they heard a noise and realized he had jumped into a septic tank and gotten stuck.

The Ceres Fire Department was called to get him out, but deputies said he was uncooperative. Eventually, firefighters helped remove him uninjured. His background check came out clean, and since he hadn't actually committed a crime, authorities released him at the scene. When asked why he ran, he told deputies that it's what he had seen people do on TV.

The man was released to family members, who took him to the hospital to make sure he didn't have any health issues from being in the septic tank.

Shitty Tuesday for that guy.

 

[waggy]

i guess he won't do-do that again.

 

[Printer Bandit]

maybe he just got the runs.

 

[highland145]

Must have thought he was a disposable applicator.


PB, good one.

 

[oddyager]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[disappoint]

What a shithead.

 

[Blackjack200]

What a crappy way to start your day

I bet he doesn't try that shit again.

Don't people know that when you run from the police, you end up in a world of shit?

 

[ixelion]

 

[vi edit]

So he had a case of the runs?

 

[EvilYoda]

So he had a case of the runs?

Repost.

 

[highland145]

Repost.

Well it rarely happens just once.

 

[NetWareHead]

gambled and lost

 

[AstroManLuca]

I guess you could say he did his civic doodie.

 

[BoomerD]

That's a source of great amusement here...

(that's about 6-8 miles from my house...in the worst part of town)

 

[T_Yamamoto]

He ran because he saw it on TV?

 

[SlitheryDee]

I always said that what kids learn from TV would just get them into a lot of shit.

 

[Drako]

Ah Modesto, what a shit hole.

 

[Gothgar]

Ah Modesto, what a shit hole.

Good thing they are building a high tech train to it right?

 

[Howard]

gambled and lost

lol

and

I guess you could say he did his civic doodie.

lol

 

[Perknose]

Bad boy, bad boy, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the poo's on you?

The files were so bad they had to call in a SWAT team.

 

[highland145]

Bad boy, bad boy, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the poo's on you?

The files were so bad they had to call in a SWAT team.

 

[Perknose]

He ran because he saw it on TV?

Thanksgiving football, to be precise. Honestly, though, you can kinda' see how he confused a turducken with a turd ducking.

 

[Ns1]

Thanksgiving football, to be precise. Honestly, though, you can kinda' see how he confused a turducken with a turd ducking.

that's fucking disgusting.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Shitty shitty bang bang.

 

[Perknose]

that's fucking disgusting.

I KNOW! Who would eat such garbage? WHO?