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Man robs stores with Klingon sword

sdifox

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would have been funnier if it was a burger joint.

Maybe he needed the money to get the Klingon outfit + face makeup?
 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: sdifox
would have been funnier if it was a burger joint

Nah, perfect would've been if one of the clerks pulled out a toy lightsaber.

lolz, maybe the second one did.
 

lozina

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It was probably some dark Jedi who used Jedi mind trick to fool the clerks into thinking the weapon was a Baleth when it actually was a red lightsaber to frame the Star Trek series and throw authorities off the trail.
 

Gothgar

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sword robbing is just cool.... even if they catch him they shouldn't prosecute...
 

takeru

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maybe the clerk in the second 7-11 whipped out a batleth too and challenged him to a fight to the death