Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It...

[MrDingleDangle]

uhm...ok...that guys got problems

 

[FFactory0x]

They should have a daily post of the day. And have the posts of the day listed in a sticky. THIS IS FUNNY!

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: wuggle
this has darwin awards written all over

Doing something stupid doesn't earn you the Darwin Award until you die from it, geniuses. 😕

 

[wiredspider]

Just, speechless....

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: wuggle
this has darwin awards written all over

Doing something stupid doesn't earn you the Darwin Award until you die from it, geniuses. 😕

Actually, it seems you are the one with the weak grasp on the meaning of the Darwin Award. It is worthy of Darwinism if it prevents said patron of said species from reproducing. Kind of difficult to reproduce without a penis. Don't make me give you "the talk".

/me goes to grab some carrots and donuts

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF?

- M4H

 

[Mo0o]

You know your career has gone downhill when you're the reporter covering this story.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Actually, it seems you are the one with the weak grasp on the meaning of the Darwin Award. It is worthy of Darwinism if it prevents said patron of said species from reproducing. Kind of difficult to reproduce without a penis. Don't make me give you "the talk".

/me goes to grab some carrots and donuts

I haven't had "the talk" yet. Care to enlighten me on the birds and the bees (or in this case, carrots and the donuts)?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: wuggle
this has darwin awards written all over

Doing something stupid doesn't earn you the Darwin Award until you die from it, geniuses. 😕

Actually, it seems you are the one with the weak grasp on the meaning of the Darwin Award. It is worthy of Darwinism if it prevents said patron of said species from reproducing. Kind of difficult to reproduce without a penis. Don't make me give you "the talk".

/me goes to grab some carrots and donuts

You can still *technically* reproduce without a penis...it just requires some medical assistance. The penis itself has no actual function in the production of sperm. It's just a delivery device. 🙂

 

[caivoma]

LMAO.. this is real funny

 

[Ranger X]

I think we should consult John Bobbit to see if his re-attached tool can still spit.

 

[wfbberzerker]

lets give him the benefit of the doubt. maybe it was a HUGE knife.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: wuggle
this has darwin awards written all over

Doing something stupid doesn't earn you the Darwin Award until you die from it, geniuses. 😕

Actually, it seems you are the one with the weak grasp on the meaning of the Darwin Award. It is worthy of Darwinism if it prevents said patron of said species from reproducing. Kind of difficult to reproduce without a penis. Don't make me give you "the talk".

/me goes to grab some carrots and donuts

You can still *technically* reproduce without a penis...it just requires some medical assistance. The penis itself has no actual function in the production of sperm. It's just a delivery device. 🙂

"Oh no I didn't use protection and accidentally got artificially inseminated!" :roll: Please find me a statistic showing the percentage of the human population born from pre-extracted artificial insemination (no kitten-killing). Until then, stop splitting hairs.

Darwin Award: Outstanding Performance in the Prevention of Reproduction

 

[TheAudit]

Sadly, that?s a delicacy that dog will never have again unless he gets a new owner who is also a retard.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Sadly, that?s a delicacy that dog will never have again unless he gets a new owner who is also a retard.

It probably didn't taste that good. I'm sure the dog just wanted his revenge for being neutered.

 

[Spooner]

So how does one piss without a penis?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Spooner
So how does one piss without a penis?

Women have been doing it for quite some time now. Perhaps they'll let us in on their secret.

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: Spooner
So how does one piss without a penis?

Google

 

[thirdlegstump]

dawg eat dawg. iight

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Spooner
So how does one piss without a penis?

no crap if humans couldn't do it how did we survive.

oh i see moboff mentioned women. what are these women he speaks of?

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Tom
this happens a lot more than people realize.

hahaha, that line actually made me laugh out loud

 

[Rustynuts]

I think the chicken was deepthroating and applied too much beak.

 

[TheAudit]

Have you seen Mr. Happy?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Spooner
So how does one piss without a penis?

no crap if humans couldn't do it how did we survive.

oh i see moboff mentioned women. what are these women he speaks of?

Moboff, for all your anti mob-threat needs. Fat Tony will think twice when he sees you holding a big can of, MOBOFF!

 

[virtuamike]

When cutting off penises, you must defile it completely.