Man Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex

[RaistlinZ]

Wow

Seems the man just wanted to watch sports instead of cuddle. Can't say I blame him. Having to cuddle after sex just plain sucks. But still, he shouldn't have killed her.

 

[JParker001]

shens!

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

r and you suck

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

 

[Toasthead]

ive heard this somewhere before...where oh where

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

 

[Amplifier]

"I ain't saying he should of killed her, but I understand!" -Chris Rock

 

[dugweb]

Just the thought is cracking me up this can't be real

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
"I ain't he should of killed her, but I understand!" -Chris Rock

HAHA, WTF??

"Now, I'm not sayin' he should have killed her, but I understand"

 

[Ilmater]

REPOST

 

[NFS4]

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

I don't know why, but that's the funniest sh!t I've read all week

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
REPOST

Thread title sucks. Justifiable repost b/c the original OP sucks at making threads

 

[claydawg]

OMFG!

 

[SVT Cobra]

I like to cuddle

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
I like to cuddle

You can cuddle with my size 11 boot up your ass

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Wow

Seems the man just wanted to watch sports instead of cuddle. Can't say I blame him. Having to cuddle after sex just plain sucks. But still, he shouldn't have killed her.

Finally, someone had to take a stand.

 

[Budmantom]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Wow

Seems the man just wanted to watch sports instead of cuddle. Can't say I blame him. Having to cuddle after sex just plain sucks. But still, he shouldn't have killed her.

Finally, someone had to take a stand.

For all mankind.

 

[Sunbird]

"No more straight sex for him!"



and only gay prison sex.....


at least they won't cuddle him, so he should be happy.....

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Wow

Seems the man just wanted to watch sports instead of cuddle. Can't say I blame him. Having to cuddle after sex just plain sucks. But still, he shouldn't have killed her.

Finally, someone had to take a stand.

"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Xafgoat

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Wow

Seems the man just wanted to watch sports instead of cuddle. Can't say I blame him. Having to cuddle after sex just plain sucks. But still, he shouldn't have killed her.

Finally, someone had to take a stand.

"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

at least the guy is being a man about it too. "I figure i killed her, so i deserve to die"

 

[fbrdphreak]

Copied for the lazy

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

Arrgghh, what movie is that from? Blanking on it.....

 

[Hankerton]

omg, 70 times......insane much?