Man Kills Bear With Frying Pan

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VICTORIA, BC (PRWEB) May 26, 2004 --

In an attempt to get a free meal, what was described as a
"very large" bear broke into the rural homestead of a BC
college student, who was home on vacation at the time.

The student, who would only give his name as Ryan, says,
"I had just grilled out some salmon and walked back into
the dining room to eat. Just as I had just sat down, it
sounded at though someone was trying to break down my door."
As Ryan went to investigate, the door burst open and the
gaping maw of a northern Kodiak bear appeared inside his
living room. Ryan recalls, "It was the scariest moment of
my life, right up there with the fishing accident in
Saskatoon when I was twelve."

As the bear forced it's way into the dining room area, the
beast found the grilled salmon it had smelled from what
authorities estimated was over a mile away, where they
found the bear's tracks around a small cave. Ryan tried
shouting at the bear to get it to leave, but the bear
seemed to be intent on the salmon it was feasting on.

Ryan then proceeded to throw various kitchen utensils at
the bear to get it's attention. "I wasn't sure what I was
going to do," he said. "After I hit the bear in the head
with a wooden spoon, the bear started coming after me!"
The would-be bear snack ran to the other side of the kitchen
counter as the bear raised up on it's hind legs and tried
swatting at him. "The bear was blocking my way to my room
where I actually have a gun, so I found the only thing I
had that I did not throw at him, my frying pan." he relates.

"I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring
it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on
all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all
fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear
was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron
frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head.
"The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding
him with the frying pan."

"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to
the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all,"
Ryan says. Only then did he take the time to call for local
law enforcement. "When the police showed up, they could not
believe what they saw."

"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen," said Officer F.
Barnes, of the Victoria crime scene investigation unit. "He
actually killed a bear with a frying pan." The local wildlife
officer showed up and took measurements of the bear, one
of the largest involved in a home invasion incident in
recent memory.

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house.
There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but
local animal rights activists are filing to take possession
of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of
killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin
rug out of it.

Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.
 

gopunk

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sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this guy risked his life for some salmon
 

PanzerIV

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In a lot of ways that story sounds like something that would come from The Onion. It seems surreal.
 

Orsorum

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WTF. ARAW needs to get a life and the college student should be commended for defending himself from a Kodiak bear with a fvcking frying pan. They should make The Edge 2 and bring in Anthony Hopkins.
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
WTF. ARAW needs to get a life and the college student should be commended for defending himself from a Kodiak bear with a fvcking frying pan. They should make The Edge 2 and bring in Anthony Hopkins.

commended my ass, if he hadn't have thrown crap at the bear, they would have both been a lot safer. he's lucky he didn't get his ass mauled.
 

Judgement

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fvcking animal rights nazis


that kid owned a freaking bar with a frying pan, he deserves a freaking trophy
 

Xenon14

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Evidentally the bear has a right to life and a right to Ryan's property. And Ryan has no rights at all. What kind of lawyer in their right mind would represent that type of logic?
 

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......
"I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring
it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan.
The animal, estimated at six feet tall on
all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all
fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear
was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron
frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head.
"The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding
him with the frying pan."
.....
"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to
the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all,"


Bahhhaha. I have no pity for the bear actually. Sounds like the tree huggers are mad because of Ryan's attitude.
 

BooGiMaN

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what i dont understand is why didnt he leave the house while the bear was busy with the eating salmon...

from what the story says he antagonized the bear while it was chomping down on the fish so the bear came after him...
 

SpecialEd

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thats amazing, that boy has some serious balls. The bear had a fighting chance, i don't think the boy should be punished.
 

Azraele

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The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done.,
How was he supposed to know that, nor is that statement a guarantee that no harm would come to him.

I'm sorry for the bear, but it was self defense. The bear was not going to waltz in and politely ask for a plate of salmon and a cup of tea.
 

ZickZJ

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The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house.

The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done.


No harm, what about the $400 dollars in damage?!?!?!?
Hey that bear engaged in B&E and if I'm not mistaken you can legally kill someone breaking into your home for protection.
 

Anubis

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i woudl have gotten the gun first and not gone into the kitchen, he has balls tho

U have a link for this story?
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
what i dont understand is why didnt he leave the house while the bear was busy with the eating salmon...

from what the story says he antagonized the bear while it was chomping down on the fish so the bear came after him...

Perhaps he didn't want ito mess up his house even more.


WHat he did was quite mean and in the end wrong, but it took ballz
 

Turkish

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May 26, 2003
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LoL animal rights nazis can kiss my ass. I am eating tasty animals everyday and I love it :D
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this guy risked his life for some salmon

he wasn't defending his salmon. A BEAR BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE!!! wtf would you do if a bear broke into your house, into the same room that you were in? maybe he couldn't get out of the house. he said he was cornered and couldn't get to his gun in his room.

jesus... a person comes face to face with an 800 pound grizzly bear in his own home, and you find it fit to play monday morning quarterback.
 

isasir

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Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Orsorum
WTF. ARAW needs to get a life and the college student should be commended for defending himself from a Kodiak bear with a fvcking frying pan. They should make The Edge 2 and bring in Anthony Hopkins.

commended my ass, if he hadn't have thrown crap at the bear, they would have both been a lot safer. he's lucky he didn't get his ass mauled.

Do you think everyone knows how best to handle a situation when faced against something that clearly could kill you? The natural "fight or flight" instinct kicked in, coupled with an adrenaline rush, and his brain said 'fight'.

I'm sure your and me both would've thought 'flight', but we're not the same as him.

He just chose to defend himself with the harder of the two choices.