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Man Killed in Dog Poop Dispute!

I never understood why people try to stir up crap with their neighbors. Best to try to keep a good relationship with them, because if you don't, it will get shitty.
 
people are crazy. my neighbor called the cops on my wife. she watched fucktard neighbor walktheir dog with one of those long ass retractable leashes. dog comes into my front yard and take a shit, and fucktard neighbor just stands there and waits. when dog is done he just walks off. WTF!!! asshole!!! this was not the first time for this to happen and yes we talked to him about it, and so has the town code enfocement dude. my wife gets a little steamed and gets a shovel, scoops up the shit and takes it back over to the neighbor. fucktard neighbor was still outside, my wife says "here is your dog shit back you fucker" and heaves the shit off the shovel into their yard and comes back home. by the time the cops show up (about a hour) my wife was gone on a errand so I had to explain what happened and why.

second time fucktard neighbor called the cops was about 9 months later. i was outside just got done mowing and was winding up the garden hose. I see the county po po pull up and after a while the deputy gets out and come up to me to question me about another dog shit incident. turns out somebody (never found out who) put a couple of piles of dog shit next to fucktards car that is parked along the curb. so mr. deputy ask me if me or my wife did it. Nope wasnt us, ive been keeping my distance from fucktard and avoid any and all contact with him.

god i wish fucktard would move.
 
My apartment complex provides canisters all around the building, with stocked bag dispensers. Asshole dog owners aren't using them.
 
Sucks that it was the douchebag dog poop leaver that did the shooting. The guy who didn't want poop everywhere with a 2 month old baby is the one who died.
 
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OutHouse said:
people are crazy. my neighbor called the cops on my wife. she watched fucktard neighbor walktheir dog with one of those long ass retractable leashes. dog comes into my front yard and take a shit, and fucktard neighbor just stands there and waits. when dog is done he just walks off. WTF!!! asshole!!! this was not the first time for this to happen and yes we talked to him about it, and so has the town code enfocement dude. my wife gets a little steamed and gets a shovel, scoops up the shit and takes it back over to the neighbor. fucktard neighbor was still outside, my wife says "here is your dog shit back you fucker" and heaves the shit off the shovel into their yard and comes back home. by the time the cops show up (about a hour) my wife was gone on a errand so I had to explain what happened and why.
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Your wife sounds awesome.
 
Meh, my GF has a small dog who has occasionally pooped over the "line" in the grass in the side yard I share with my neighbor. Usually we pick it up if we notice it and toss it in the trash or at least back on my side of the yard. But the neighbor has kids and the neighbor hood kids like to run through that side yard area all the time. So they sometimes get poop on their shoes and then they run into their houses with poop on their shoes. Neighbor got upset with me and I told him to stop having his kids run through my yard, to have his kids check the bottom of their shoes before entering a house or at least take them off.

From that moment on the dog only goes in the back yard and not the front/side yards. Neighbor tried to approach me later and I said it wasn't our dog leaving poop in his yard since I don't let the dog out front anymore. Anything he finds from that point on was dumped there by another dog. And his kids need to stop leaving trash in my front yard. Every other day I find a damn candy wrapper or juice box in my yard. Gets annoying.

Still nothing to shoot someone over.

What is more disturbing in this story is the guy doing the shooting was the one who was also letting his dog poop all over the neighbors yards.
 
What's funny is that in winter all you have to do is throw poop in the snow bank. When the snow removal crew passes by, the poop will be scooped.

Everybody wins... except for the guy that has the shitty job of cleaning the giant snow blower at the end of the day.
 
Red Squirrel said:
What's funny is that in winter all you have to do is throw poop in the snow bank. When the snow removal crew passes by, the poop will be scooped.

Everybody wins... except for the guy that has the shitty job of cleaning the giant snow blower at the end of the day.
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lol.

Don't eat the snow, kids!
 
OutHouse said:
my wife says "here is your dog shit back you fucker" and heaves the shit off the shovel into their yard and comes back home. by the time the cops show up (about a hour) my wife was gone on a errand so I had to explain what happened and why.
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I love your wife.


Maybe I'm just an asshole but I would have put it in their mailbox.
 
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