man injured while sticking firecracker up ass, copying jackass

[OS]

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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

 

[datalink7]

I weep for humanity

 

[Tret]

lol

 

[Snapster]

Fully deserved injuries.

 

[SeaSerpent]

I bet he doesnt have the balls to do that again.

 

[kyutip]

I love these crackers
Makes me feel like a genius.

 

[GhettoFob]

:Q

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

Finally, a nitwit who actually gets expelled from the gene pool.

-Xionide

 

[amnesiac]

What the hell was a 26-year-old doing trying to imitate those stunts anyway? A 15-year-old, yeah I can see that but this guy should have known better.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

Finally, a nitwit who actually gets expelled from the gene pool.

-Xionide

eventually, all stupidity will be eliminated!

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: OS
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"The man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks."

"The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional."

Finally, a nitwit who actually gets expelled from the gene pool.

-Xionide

"YOUw!!!!!!! Out of the pool!! Get the fvck out ! Out! OUT!! OOOUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!"

 

[MichaelD]

:Q Holy crap!

I highly doubt that was a "firecracker." Sounds more like an "M-80" or "cherry bomb" to me. A firecracker would not do all that damage.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
:Q Holy crap!

I highly doubt that was a "firecracker." Sounds more like an "M-80" or "cherry bomb" to me. A firecracker would not do all that damage.

an m-80 is a firecracker.

i think... i dont think it's a firework.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
:Q Holy crap!

I highly doubt that was a "firecracker." Sounds more like an "M-80" or "cherry bomb" to me. A firecracker would not do all that damage.

Sounds to me like it was either a bottle rocket or larger. They never lit fire crackers off in the movie. Think about this though, he must have had just the tip of the stick in there and when he fell over OUCH!!!!!!

-Xionide

 

[Tetsuo]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob
:Q

 

[datalink7]

""By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent."

OWWWW!

 

[Pilsnerpete]

I don't know what "incontinence" means. Sounds crappy though. good word.:beer:

 

[Tetsuo]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
I don't know what "incontinence" means. Sounds crappy though. good word.:beer:

<FONT size=2>
in·con·ti·nent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-knt-nnt)
adj.
Not restrained; uncontrolled: incontinent rage.
Lacking normal voluntary control of excretory functions.
Lacking sexual restraint; unchaste. </FONT>

 

[Pilsnerpete]

crappy

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
I don't know what "incontinence" means. Sounds crappy though. good word.:beer:

It means he can't control his sh*ts anymore. According to the article, he can't take a piss normally anymore either. He'll probably have to carry around a bag down there for the rest of his life.

 

[Robor]

He did us all a favor by not passing on his genes. Of course, he'll probably wind up sueing Jackass for his own stupidity...

 

[moonshinemadness]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a fvcktard

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: datalink7
""By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent."

OWWWW!

It does sound like more damage than what a firecracker would cause, but I would imagine an M-80 would have done worse. Either way, I sure as hell don't feel sorry for the guy.

 

[brxndxn]

and I have 0 sympathy for him.. In fact, too bad the idiot didn't just get himself killed.

 

[brxndxn]

and I have 0 sympathy for him.. In fact, too bad the idiot didn't just get himself killed.