Man, Immodium AD works FAST!

[beer]

Man, Immodium AD works FAST!

Man this sh!t works well. One dose helped....second dose, problem solved!

Joe's OTC medicine rating: 9.4/10.

 

[tcsenter]

That's good to hear. Got any suggestions for the opposite problem?

I've taken 3 Dulcolax type pills (Walmart equivalent), drank two cups of extra-strong coffee, and had Chinese take-out in the last 24 hours...still no joy. I'm starting to think I may need to see a professional plumber to free this clog.

 

[Kadarin]

tcsenter: That's easy. Just eat anything with a lot of A-1 Steak Sauce. Then wait about an hour or two.

 

[Scouzer]

Eat some Mcdonalds and some coke. I find I always have a delightful excreet within the hour.

 

[yakko]

Man, Immodium AD works FAST!

No sh!t?

 

[Jerboy]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
That's good to hear. Got any suggestions for the opposite problem?

I've taken 3 Dulcolax type pills (Walmart equivalent), drank two cups of extra-strong coffee, and had Chinese take-out in the last 24 hours...still no joy. I'm starting to think I may need to see a professional plumber to free this clog.

How about Epsom salt?

There's always the Laxative Forum

 

[Kindjal]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
That's good to hear. Got any suggestions for the opposite problem?

I've taken 3 Dulcolax type pills (Walmart equivalent), drank two cups of extra-strong coffee, and had Chinese take-out in the last 24 hours...still no joy. I'm starting to think I may need to see a professional plumber to free this clog.

Outback's Bloomin' Onion always works for me. :Q

 

[Adul]

prune juice will clear you up

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: yakko

Man, Immodium AD works FAST!

No sh!t?

Goddamn that's one of the funniest things I have ever read. Good god.

 

[TLfromAI]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
That's good to hear. Got any suggestions for the opposite problem?

I've taken 3 Dulcolax type pills (Walmart equivalent), drank two cups of extra-strong coffee, and had Chinese take-out in the last 24 hours...still no joy. I'm starting to think I may need to see a professional plumber to free this clog.

Two words: Miller Lite.
Problem solved.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Adul
prune juice will clear you up

LOL I'm afraid Adul's correct.

When I was young I ate a few prunes and thought they tasted pretty good. Half an hour later the whole bag was gone.

1.5 hours later, well you get the picture.

Buy a bag of prunes and eat them all, get some magazines, keep the pathway between you and the bathroom CLEAR and set your countdown timer to 90 minutes.