Man I work too much!

[jonnyGURU]

I must have run through 10 motherboards, 5 CPUs, 3 sound cards, 2 video cards, a power supply and 8 sticks of RAM today!

Two days in a row of 11 hour shifts!

You know how in Chicken Run, they had the Pie Machine? The Pie Machine takes the chicken and automatically cuts, slices and dices... mixes the chicken with veggies... and then adds gravy. The Pie Machine will even cook and box the pies as well.

I need something like that for testing computer parts. Just dump a bag of to be tested parts in a hopper and switch her on. It would take all of the parts in several combinations and see if they work up to "expectation".

Yeah!

That's the ticket!

 

[yakko]

You post alot too!

 

[Killbat]

He's inebriated, I'm pretty sure.

 

[UG]

Which means you have time not to work too much.

Whiner.

 

[jonnyGURU]

He he....

No. I'm fine.

I just found the internet SUCKED tonight.

 

[AMDJunkie]

The internet sucks because you don't know where to go!

 

[jonnyGURU]

I just don't care to check out all of the pr0n like you do, Junkie!

 

[hippy]

For someone that works too much, you sure seem to talk... er, type a lot.

Where `O where do you find the time?

 

[jonnyGURU]

Hey now.... For every 11 hours of work per day, there's another 12 hours for Anandtech and 1 hour for sleep.

 

[hippy]

From one self employed to another... I guess you're not married, eh.

 

[jonnyGURU]

Not self employed (anymore) and YES, I'm married!

Where is she???

On the OTHER computer, of course!

Honey? Dear??? Helllllooooooo?????

 

[hippy]

Look closely Johnny... over in the corner, a silhouette of beauty and grace, longing for your gentle caress as you ever so sweetly wisp her flowing locks between your manly fingers while uttering words in her ear to make her tremble and ultimately melt... like buttta...
















Or, you might want to just check to see if she's breathing.

 

[MooseKnuckle]

Do the forums a favor, have a Take Paulson To Work Day.

 

[Viper GTS]

...and leave him there...



Viper GTS

DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS A JOKE. NOT INTENDED AS A DERAGOTORY COMMENT TOWARDS ANY MEMBER OF THIS BBS. RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PERSONS OR EVENTS ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. NOT A GOOD SOURCE OF DIETARY FIBER OR CALCIUM. SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A VERY LARGE GRAIN OF SODIUM CHLORIDE.

 

[hippy]

Why not... have a Take Paulson To Work under the dock of the bay Day?

 

[Mday]

and here i am at home WITHOUT a job.