Man, I wanna be Tiger Woods

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classy

Lifer
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Here's a guy who is 29, already one the greatest ever at his sport. He's won 10 majors already, 2 this year and came within a couple strokes of winning 3. He's got least a couple hundred million in the bank. He very well could be the first billion dollar athlete after endorsements. He goes out and says what the hell I'll just just -11 par, lol wtf, for 1 round of golf, just one round. Most people who loved to shoot that for a tournament. And at the end of the day he goes home to a mansion and hot wife. Damn it just doesn't seem fair sometimes :(
 
Mo0o

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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Better just shoot yourself now rather than experience more dissapointment
 
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Jzero

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Dan Bern - Tiger Woods
Song Lyrics
I got big balls
Big ole balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted
That was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is sh*t from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say, "Too soon, too soon, too soon,
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon"

And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing in Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods

 
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Hottie

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you want to be like
1) Tiger
2) M Jordon
3) M Schumacher
4) L Armstrong

Pick one.
 
Muse

Muse

Lifer
Jul 11, 2001
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Forget it. You can't be Tiger Woods, you can only be yourself. Better learn to love yourself, for who you are. It's the only way you'll find peace of mind.
 
Muse

Muse

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Chunkee
maybe he needs a caddy soon
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Nope, Tiger has a great caddy, Steve Williams. I bet he pays him more than a million bucks a year, and he's worth it to Tiger. Steve was a golf professional before he became the world's greatest golfer's caddy.
 
batmang

batmang

Diamond Member
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yeah, tiger is a living legend... he cant be stopped.

he makes golf look way to easy.
 
C

classy

Lifer
Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Muse
Originally posted by: Chunkee
maybe he needs a caddy soon
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Nope, Tiger has a great caddy, Steve Williams. I bet he pays him more than a million bucks a year, and he's worth it to Tiger. Steve was a golf professional before he became the world's greatest golfer's caddy.
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That's irony huh? You say Steve Williams and people who know golf automatically know its Tiger's caddy. A damn caddy whose face is know across the golf globe.
I can see it now,
My grandfather invented a cure for cancer,
My grandfather was President,
Sheeeeet, man please, my grandfather was Tiger Woods' caddy :D
 
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MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
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im sorry but MIKE has it made.

MJ will be forever known. he not only has athletic skills, and women skills, he has managerial skills, people skills, and just pure skills.

he is the greatest and most well known athlete probably to ever live
 
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NakaNaka

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
im sorry but MIKE has it made.

MJ will be forever known. he not only has athletic skills, and women skills, he has managerial skills, people skills, and just pure skills.

he is the greatest and most well known athlete probably to ever live
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I'd rather be Tiger. Better looking, better looking wife, no messy divorce, just as good of a public speaker, just as intelligent.
 
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Jzero

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
im sorry but MIKE has it made.

MJ will be forever known. he not only has athletic skills, and women skills, he has managerial skills, people skills, and just pure skills.

he is the greatest and most well known athlete probably to ever live
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I'd rather be Tiger. Better looking, better looking wife, no messy divorce, just as good of a public speaker, just as intelligent.
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And no embarassing "retirement/comebacks." At least not yet :D
 
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m2kewl

Diamond Member
Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
im sorry but MIKE has it made.

MJ will be forever known. he not only has athletic skills, and women skills, he has managerial skills, people skills, and just pure skills.

he is the greatest and most well known athlete probably to ever live
Click to expand...

I'd rather be Tiger. Better looking, better looking wife, no messy divorce, just as good of a public speaker, just as intelligent.
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And no embarassing "retirement/comebacks." At least not yet :D
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you make it sound like Tiger's got marriage down...just wait until white whimmin gets tired of it and demands hlaf his ASSets. she's just buying time. :D
 
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