So I came into work today, and for some reason, this freak employee was hanging from the ceiling upside-down. I asked him what he was doing, and he freshly replied "I'm a light bulb!"
Thinking that he's high or something, I reply, "You're going crazy. Take a few days off." Besides, he's not very productive, and I'm planning on marking it down as unpaid leave.
As he starts walking out, another employee suddenly starts following the freak. I asked, "Where do you think you're going?" How does she reply? "I can't work in the dark!" OMG, I need to tell HR to stop hiring retards!
Thinking that he's high or something, I reply, "You're going crazy. Take a few days off." Besides, he's not very productive, and I'm planning on marking it down as unpaid leave.
As he starts walking out, another employee suddenly starts following the freak. I asked, "Where do you think you're going?" How does she reply? "I can't work in the dark!" OMG, I need to tell HR to stop hiring retards!
