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Man goes to Mexico to kill himself, instead does coke and bangs hookers

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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fu*k a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

He then packed his sh*t up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..


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Musicians used to do this on a daily basis.

I'm just saying.

Sometimes they wouldn't even go to sleep for a week.

*Keith Richards, I'm looking at you*
 
Aids and STDs is what I'd be worry about.

It's awesome until you're back home getting an STD test.

I've read about guys who have done the same in Thailand. They got crazy, banged a ton of bar girls bareback, and got a disease.
 
Just like that other site with the anonymous username screen caps, why do people believe anything from these sites?
 
Generally speaking guys don't get AIDs from Girls. Men are usually the transmitter.
I'm going to guess since this guy was in such a deep depression he hasn't been with that many women recently.
 
Pretty sure with enough hookers and blow you could kill yourself. I'm still calling this attempted suicide and he needs help. No way he's magically all better. And now he's probably got an addiction to battle.
 
Right - and, in a few weeks, when he settles back onto the self imposed 'muck', he'll need to do this just one more time to help him shake things off,... rinse, repeat, until heart explodes / get an STD / kidnapped and carved up by some lunatic in Mexico.
 
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