man gets slapped by richard simmons

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GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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I can see the whole scene now...

Man - "Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the 50s!"

Simmon - "Hey, that's pretty funny. I have a joke for you too. What did the five fingers say to the face?"

SLAP!

Simmons - "Coooolllllld Blooooded!"

Man - "Cocaine is a helluva drug..."

:D
 

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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I'm guessing thats not the FIRST guy Richard Simmons has slapped.
Though I'm thinking he usually uses a different part of his anatomy ... ;):Q
 
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Originally posted by: 911paramedic
One of the local channels here said the guy that got slapped was "an amateur cage fighter", it could have been a blood bath.

Yeah, Simmons would have torn him to pieces. :p
 

TheNinja

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People need to quit being such whiney little bitches. If you make an rude comment to someone and that person slaps you (it's not like Simmons beat the crap out of him or anything, it was probably a little smack), tough $hit you deserve it. I'm not sure if this guy should be more embarrased about being slapped or about "pressing charges"....aka running to tell his mommy that a big mean man gave him a booboo. These stupid pressing of charges and lame a$$ lawsuits have to stop.