man gets slapped by richard simmons

[hahher]

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040325/APN/403250538

SLAP!

how funny.

police: "what happened"
witness: "richard simmons b!#@h slapped that guy"

 

[FelixDeCat]

cha-ching $!

 

[UnatcoAgent]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face ?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Charlay Murphay!

 

[Ketteringo]

Originally posted by: Magnum375
What did the 5 fingers say to the face ?

SLAP!!!!!!

 

[ChinamanatNCSU]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Charlay Murphay!

Darkness everybody! Darkness is in the house!

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Chapelle is everywhere.

Be afraid...

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Magnum375
Chapelle is everywhere.

Be afraid...

Be very afraid.

Whats the deal w/chappelle? Is he the fascination of the second?

 

[Analog]

He won this Anandtech POLL: Text

Edit: I think he may have seen that poll and decided to DO something about it!

 

[virtuamike]

I'd be ashamed to be known as the guy that Richard Simmons slapped.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
I'd be ashamed to be known as the guy that Richard Simmons slapped.

Ashamed all the way to the Bank.

 

[Amorphus]

Wow, Simmons is a jerk.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
I'd be ashamed to be known as the guy that Richard Simmons slapped.

Why? Not like he beat you up. What are you supposed to do? Hit him back?

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"Simmons was charged with misdemeanor assault shortly after being discharged from the hospital for treatment of a broken hand."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: virtuamike
I'd be ashamed to be known as the guy that Richard Simmons slapped.

Ashamed all the way to the Bank.

 

[Jhill]

Getting bitch slapped bt Richard Simmons? How much worse could life get?

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Getting bitch slapped bt Richard Simmons? How much worse could life get?

LMAO. The shame!!!

 

[mpitts]

Yeah, if I was the guy who got slapped I wouldn't tell ANYONE.

 

[blakeatwork]

And you know it was some "Big Hoss" Texan...

or some pricky metrosexual New Yorker...

Or even a bloody Torontonian with their stinkin nose in the air...

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

hahaha at least he didn't get spanked!

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Getting bitch slapped bt Richard Simmons? How much worse could life get?

How about cellmate and YOU are his bitch!

 

[PG]

The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,'" said Phoenix police Sgt. Tom Osborne. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

That's pretty d@mn funny.

 

[911paramedic]

One of the local channels here said the guy that got slapped was "an amateur cage fighter", it could have been a blood bath.

 

[Buttzilla]

hahahahhaa

 

[Mallow]

lol, what a tool to get slapped by simmons.