Okay sir, you have a deal, I also want to get to the bottom of this, and believe me I will, I have all the resources. Here's what my detective work has concluded tonight:
GAMIX: (which is suppoedly me) is a chinese guy 100%, why in hell would he claim he's chinese if he's not? What does he gain? What's in it for him? All 125,000 members there are from Toronto, I'm all of them? This is a dead-end, let's close the case.
RUBIKS-CUBE: Okay, he lives here in Toronto too but so do 200,000 other teenagers who have internet, LiveLeak has 1.2 million members, 15% are canadian members, check their stats. Yes he hates the USA but why the fuck should I care? Why the hell should I investigate him? The USA hates Muslims and the guy is a pakistani living in Canada, for sure he's not going to be spreading candycanes at a 4th of July Parade 🙄 Therefore he's also a dead-end in my book.
PERVERT AT BENCH PARK: Why the fuck do we care, for real? If the woman didn't report him why should we? I'm sure you foolios wish you could walk up to a woman like that and I'm sure half of you ARE INTO this type of thing and love it, who are you trying to kid? Do you guys seriously believe that this guy is worse than a construction worker at a strip club getting a lapdance? Does the fact that money is exchanged makes it right? What the hell has the guy in the video done wrong? Can we put him in jail for saying "Uhhhh I want to kiss your boots?" Really? I would think that anyone that asks her permission to kiss her in the mouth has more probability of being charged with sexual harassment than a guy asking to kiss her boots. Yeah I'm going to kiss that tennis racket you are holding, charge me with sexual assault. This is a dead-end.
I call all 3 cases closed, finito, finished, let's move on it's a wild goose chase here boys.