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Man feeds hyenas so they don't eat his family

nublikescake

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Why doesn't he just move somewhere where not feeding the hyenas for a night wouldn't result in his family becoming dinner?

And where does he get all this meat from? 😕

And is it just me or is that hyena really big?
 
You'd think that with the money he wastes on smokes, and meat, he could just move. Hyenas in the wild get that big on a regular basis from what I've read.

From Wikipedia: Adult spotted hyenas are typically 1.3 m (4.3 ft) in length, with a shoulder height of 0.75 m (2.5 ft). Average weight ranges from 45 kg (99 lb) for males and 55 kg (121 lb) for females in East Africa, to more than 70 kg (154 lb) in southern Africa.[6] A maximum size of 90 kg (200 lb) has been reported.
 
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
moving if prolly not a possibility. in any case, its a tremendous waste of money and food.

I feed the fat people to stay away from my house same thing really.
 
Originally posted by: nublikescake
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Why doesn't he just move somewhere where not feeding the hyenas for a night wouldn't result in his family becoming dinner?

And where does he get all this meat from? 😕

And is it just me or is that hyena really big?

are you kidding? That is baddass.

I wish I had a pack of hyenas that came to my house every night.....wouldn't have to worry abut some asshole breaking in.

Let the hyenas get them, eat them up and poop them out the next day...problem solved.
 
Originally posted by: Wheezer
Originally posted by: nublikescake
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Why doesn't he just move somewhere where not feeding the hyenas for a night wouldn't result in his family becoming dinner?

And where does he get all this meat from? 😕

And is it just me or is that hyena really big?

are you kidding? That is baddass.

I wish I had a pack of hyenas that came to my house every night.....wouldn't have to worry abut some asshole breaking in.

Let the hyenas get them, eat them up and poop them out the next day...problem solved.

Right after they rape your wife.
 
Originally posted by: judasmachine
You'd think that with the money he wastes on smokes, and meat, he could just move. Hyenas in the wild get that big on a regular basis from what I've read.

From Wikipedia: Adult spotted hyenas are typically 1.3 m (4.3 ft) in length, with a shoulder height of 0.75 m (2.5 ft). Average weight ranges from 45 kg (99 lb) for males and 55 kg (121 lb) for females in East Africa, to more than 70 kg (154 lb) in southern Africa.[6] A maximum size of 90 kg (200 lb) has been reported.

Or buy a gun and shoot the critters.
 
Originally posted by: lupi
damn, that's one big ass hyena. never look that large on film.

it's got someone feeding it every night, probably why.



The hyenas probably think the guy's a hyena now. It's probably for tourist dollars now. i'd definitely go see this.
 
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