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Man escapes attack by shoving arm down bear's throat

madoka

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http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/hunter-escapes-attack-shoving-arm-down-bears-throat

A Montana bow hunter is recovering after he survived a grizzly bear mauling by remembering a tip from his grandmother and shoving his arm down the animal's throat.

Chase Dellwo, 26, was hunting with his brother northwest of the town of Choteau on Saturday when he came face-to-face with a 350- to 400-pound male grizzly, the Great Falls Tribune reported (http://gftrib.com/1WGK9mk ).

Dellwo was walking up a creek bed, hoping to drive a herd of elk to a ridge where his brother was waiting.

He was only 3 feet from the bear when he noticed it. He said the grizzly had been sleeping and didn't see him coming, possibly because of the snow, rain and 30 to 40 mph winds.

Dellwo said he only had time to take a few steps back before the bear knocked him off his feet and bit his head.

"He let go, but he was still on top of me roaring the loudest roar I have ever heard," Dellwo said.

The bear then bit Dellwo's leg and shook him, tossing him in the air. As the bear came at the man again, Dellwo recalled a story he read in a magazine.

"I remembered an article that my grandmother gave me a long time ago that said large animals have bad gag reflexes," he said. "So I shoved my right arm down his throat."

The advice worked, and the bear left.

Dellwo rejoined his brother, who drove him to a hospital. Dellwo received stitches and staples in his head, some on his face, a swollen eye and deep puncture wounds on his leg.

"I want everyone to know that it wasn't the bear's fault. He was as scared as I was," Dellwo said.

It's a good thing he didn't run into a homosexual bear who learned to overcome the gag reflex.
 
A kid today would die in the future from a Bear attach because he would have been too busy playing with his phone to pay attention to grandma.
 
"I remembered an article that my grandmother gave me a long time ago that said large animals have bad gag reflexes," he said. "So I shoved my right arm down his throat."

The advice worked, and the bear left.
Can't blame the bear for that. "GODDAMN DUDE! That's fucked up! So wrong! I'm out!"



"I want everyone to know that it wasn't the bear's fault. He was as scared as I was," Dellwo said.
Yeah, you shoved your arm down his throat. That poor bear will be afraid to eat anything lankier than a rabbit now.
 
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A kid today would die in the future from a Bear attach because he would have been too busy playing with his phone to pay attention to grandma.

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them...

Anything Goes by Cole Porter
 
This is a man who doesn't understand the second amendment.

It's the right to bear arms.

Not the right arm to a bear. :colbert:
 
When I was at the dentist I read a similar story in Field & Stream I think it was. The guy jammed his knife into the bear's mouth, but this bear wouldn't stop for shit! Long story short, the man was hospitalized and lived and latter his friends found the bear dead with it's paws crossed and his head in his paws I guess.

My Bro. goes into the mountains here a lot and packs his .357. He's encountered a few. On one occasion in an attempt to scare the bear away he blew away his cooler. LMAO! His cooler now has this grazed bullet hole of melted plastic. LMAO!

I have been told that if a bear chases you that you should lay down and cover your neck and pretend to be dead. If the bear comes into your tent you need to fight for your life as you are pretty much canned meat. Hitting them in the nose is one tactic. Another is to yell loud and make yourself look as big as possible. Bear spray would be a wise decision to take along.
 
A kid today would die in the future from a Bear attach because he would have been too busy playing with his phone to pay attention to grandma.

Siri would have leapt into the bear's throat and strangled it :colbert:</p>
 
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This is a man who doesn't understand the second amendment.

It's the right to bear arms.

Not the right arm to a bear. :colbert:
At this point, that's merely supposition. We don't know the state of his fingers at the time, so this may in fact have been a fisting.
 
I think the theory originated from taxidermist Carl Akeley

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Reading old Carl Akeley stories makes Chuck Norris sound like a whimp.
 
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