Man Dumb and Dumber is hilarious!

[BigToque]

lol...

*ding ding*

"Got room for one more if you still wanna to go Aspen"

"Where did you find that?"

"Some kid back in town, traded the van for it straight up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog."

"You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this........ AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!"

 

[LukFilm]

My favorite comedy. I LOVE that movie. For ex. when they were snowballing

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

policeman: PULL OVER

lloyd: *thinks and yells out the window* NO, IT'S A CARDIGAN BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!

 

[areohbe]

killer boots, man!

 

[spanky]

all i know is lauren holly has got a RACK on her

 

[TallBill]

i just love the dog truck

 

[woodly6]

YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID!?!

YEAH! yeah.

He didnt even have a head.

I took care of it Harry.

**cut to blind kid with the bird and duck tape around its neck.**

That will make me laugh everytime!

 

[sinunbeso]

One of my favorites.

 

[Doggiedog]

Hahaha. I still crack up when I think about the scene where they make a snowman and use the carrot and coal as his unit.

 

[myputer]

I am starting to think I am the only person in the world that still hasn't seen this movie

 

[propellerhead]

The broken toilet scene cracked me up. I was in tears laughing.

 

[TomC25]

Or when Jim Carey is dreaming while driving and he is thinking about how he could clear a room full of waiters at a restaurant. When the cook comes out of the kitchen and he is doing that weird monkey dance it cracks me up.

 

[Tauren]

I love when Mary playfully tosses a snowball at Loyd and he stops, stares at her for a second, and then just beans her in the head with a snowball and tackles her.

 

[TheVrolok]

yeah.. major classic.. halarious when it came out.. kinda got old for me after awhile but I can still appreciate it.

 

[Robert01]

"...you make me feel like a schoolboy again."

Mary: "Uh...more like...one in a million."
Lloyd: <taken back> "One in a million? So you're saying there's a chhhhaaannncccee...oh yeah!"

"What if they shot me in the face?"

That movie is great, love it.

 

[mpitts]

One of my favorite movies. How can you go wrong with Cam Neely as "Sea Bass"...

 

[GasX]

I love the scene where they go to the charity ball...

 

[xyion]

the mockingbird song is the best

 

[Looney]

I like the scene where they're on the bike and just heading into Aspen, and Carey has to pee. "just go man".... "ahh, that feels warm."

 

[RedRooster]

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world??

 

[T2T III]

Police officer who pulled over their van: "Ahhh ... I'm going to have to sample what's in those bottles to make sure you're not drinking and driving."

 

[UnixFreak]

"man, you are one pathetic loser....no offense"

"ahh, none taken"


"petie's HEAD FELL OFF??"

"yeah, he was pretty old"


"thats it, man, we got no money, we got no food, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!"


God I love that movie. One of my favorites.

 

[ace31216]

I laughed till my stomach hurt

 

[rickn]

dumb and dumber was hilarious. The part where the little boy talks about his parakeet and it has its head taped back on cracked me up. And the toilet scene had me on the floor

 

[luv2chill]

Samsonite... I was WAY off!

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