Man drowns after driving lawnmower into river

[brainhulk]

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/cocoa-man-drives-lawn-mower-river-drowns/nYyyF/

lol, aren't those things super slow?

 

[T9D]

Maybe he was having a heart attack or stroke or something

 

[Newbian]

The weeds needed a trim in the bottom of the lake.

 

[highland145]

Maybe he was having a heart attack or stroke or something

Local story, they believe the guy had a stroke while mowing. Broke his neck when he was drug along his fence.

 

[NFS4]

lol, aren't those things super slow?

 

[Fingolfin269]

Makes me think of the Austin Powers scene...

"Nooooo!"

 

[Hugo Drax]

http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/cocoa-man-drives-lawn-mower-river-drowns/nYyyF/

lol, aren't those things super slow?

You mess with Yakuza, you drive slow lawnmower into river and drown accidentally.

 

[BladeVenom]

Florida. I should have guessed it.

 

[MontyAC]

What a way to go, and the lawn was probably not finished.

 

[lozina]

The guy wanted to commit suicide but couldn't afford a car to drive into the river so just used his lawnmower.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

lol, aren't those things super slow?

That's the problem. He was trying to jump the river and simply didn't build up enough speed.

 

[highland145]

That's the problem. He was trying to jump the river and simply didn't build up enough speed.

Doing it wrong.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/driveon/2013/07/21/honda-lawn-mower/2569219/

 

[Scarpozzi]

I didn't click on this thread soon enough....that my my exact thought:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlUgilKqms

 

[BUTCH1]

Florida. I should have guessed it.

Heart attacks and strokes happen everywhere, FL has a lot of waterfront property so this happened. If it happens in Iowa they find him 3 days later 200yds buried in a cornfield.

 

[alkemyst]

Honda just came out with a lawnmower that will do 130MPH.

 

[nehalem256]

Wouldn't have happened if he had been a lazy ass American and had used a good old push mower.

 

[lozina]

Wouldn't have happened if he had been a lazy ass American and had used a good old push mower.

Or if he was REALLY lazy and hired landscapers

 

[CPA]

"cocoa man"? is that another term for "black guy"?

 

[AstroManLuca]

lol that's exactly what I thought of when I clicked on the thread

 

[Phoenix86]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr9qX9k1Y98#t=1m13s

 

[T_Yamamoto]

This reminds me of the Jackass when they tried to cross a little river with a motorcycle.