Man dies from "Testicular Strangulation"

[Glitchny]

AHH! D:

All over a parking spot...

 

[RavenSEAL]

 

[Udgnim]

well that's a definitely new way to not want to die by

 

[Merad]

 

[nsafreak]

Of all of the ways that you can go that has got to be close to the top if not at the top of the list of the worst ways to go for a guy.

 

[Powermoloch]

wow

RIP

 

[Glitchny]

Of all of the ways that you can go that has got to be close to the top if not at the top of the list of the worst ways to go for a guy.

Yea I can't imagine much worse. I want to know how he couldn't get her off of them?!! If someone has me by the nuts, giving them a quick jab to the nose so they let go would be my first response.

 

[AmdEmAll]

How does this kill you? I don't get it

 

[DesiPower]

didnt laugh this hard in a looooong time...

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I'm guessing the woman's husband and brother were involved.

 

[sixone]

I'm guessing the woman's husband and brother were involved.

They probably caved a bit quicker than the storekeeper.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

How does this kill you? I don't get it

This... WTF? Passing out from pain yeah, but dying? Seriously? Since when did testicles become a vital organ? LOL

 

[RavenSEAL]

This... WTF? Passing out from pain yeah, but dying? Seriously? Since when did testicles become a vital organ? LOL

Shock

 

[sixone]

This... WTF? Passing out from pain yeah, but dying? Seriously? Since when did testicles become a vital organ? LOL

It may have brought on a heart attack, if he was previously disposed.

 

[mmntech]

Yea I can't imagine much worse. I want to know how he couldn't get her off of them?!! If someone has me by the nuts, giving them a quick jab to the nose so they let go would be my first response.

There were two other people involved, related to the woman. Poor guy went balls to the wall with these folk.

 

[Sluggo]

Hard cups, not just for physical sports anymore.

 

[LTC8K6]

Fell and hit his head?

 

[Pia]

"Testicular Strangulation" will be my new secret ninja name.

 

[LTC8K6]

The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight.

The fist fight is more likely the cause of death.

 

[PottedMeat]

The fist fight is more likely the cause of death.

yep.

Testicular Asphyxiation

sounds like some sort of ultimate teabagging finishing move D:

 

[brainhulk]

Sounds like a new chinese dish "meatballs with strangulation sauce"

 

[NFS4]

yep.



sounds like some sort of ultimate teabagging finishing move D:

 

[Herr Kutz]

lol china

 

[BladeVenom]

How does this kill you? I don't get it

Made in China. Nuff said.

 

[Printer Bandit]