Man dies after ingesting 10 lbs of bacon rectally

[waggy]

What a fucking moron, good riddance.

Edit: Upon actually reading it, it sounds very fake, yea.

/this if true

but doubt it.

 

[djnsmith7]

WTH? 10 lbs.? I wouldn't think that could even be done.

 

[MontyAC]

WTH? 10 lbs.? I wouldn't think that could even be done.

He must have lots of practice doing anal.

 

[dud]

I believe everything I read on the Internet ...

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I believe everything I read on the Internet ...

I believe you...

 

[dustb0wlkid]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winnar!

Rectum? damn near did kill him!

/thread. Cannot be topped.

 

[jupiter57]

..... Dude didn't even like Bacon. What the?

Seems he preferred the SAUSAGE!
:biggrin:

 

[highland145]

The rectum, it's not just for storing your .38 pistol.

 

[BUTCH1]

Did he wear a bacon hat like this while trying?.

 

[SagaLore]

Shens.

KT

Yea I suspect this is an attempt to get this "news" to go viral. I think its made up.

 

[dud]

I believe you...

So do you ...

 

[z1ggy]

I thought to myself, Josh is a smart kid and he’s made good at this Internet thing so far. What could go wrong?”

ohhhh idk mom, how about your sons asshole and intestines being ripped open and then he dies.

 

[halik]

Are they trying to be the Onion?

 

[sandorski]

removed from Bucket List

 

[dennilfloss]

The man did not survive The Bacon Of Life for he isn't the Kwisatz Hamerach. Probably felt like he had Shai-Hulud up his bottom.

 

[pelov]

The Onion launched a not-at-all funny hipster variant?

Wait, no. It's just a terrible attempt at humor. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[brianmanahan]

the whole thing sounds so fake

 

[brianmanahan]

posting a fake thread is grounds for vacation

 

[WelshBloke]

posting a fake thread is grounds for vacation

Who made you a mod?

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol what's with people's interest in putting stuff in their butt?

One way traffic only! :awe:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

You couldn't even survive eating ten pounds of bacon in the usual way.

 

[BUTCH1]

Who made you a mod?

Wrong category, just a generic all-purpose asshole..

 

[WelshBloke]

Wrong category, just a generic all-purpose asshole..

I don't mind people being assholes, but for some reason people mini modding really irritates me.

Same as when people go out of their way to say who's on their ignore list or say "reported" in response to a post.

 

[OCGuy]

I don't mind people being assholes, but for some reason people mini modding really irritates me.

Same as when people go out of their way to say who's on their ignore list or say "reported" in response to a post.

I think he was trying to make a joke? I hope.


Anyway EVERYONE knows that 9lbs is the LD50 for pork belly in the human asshole.

Amatuer shit.

 

[Drako]

Since when is sticking a giant bacon dildo up your ass considered "ingesting"?