Man crushed to death by steamroller

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SagaLore

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That is HORRIBLE. It's not just the feeling of being crushed along your body - think about how much blood pressure he was getting with the rest of his body as the roller squeezed along him? :( His eardrums and eyes probably ruptured before he actually died. :( :( :(
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: halik
damn did he die?
if he got only got run over half way, he might have survived

Possibly, but he might have burst a lot of blood vessels in his vital organs. :(

Ugh I wish I hadn't read this article, just imagine the roller creeping up along your legs until it slowly crushed your pelvis into little pieces. Okay I'm done with this thread...
 

JohnCU

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i'd rather die from buttsechs with sonz70.

sorry, had to get my reference in for the day.
 

Conky

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I don't know what's worse... dying like this or that other guy who got pulled through a wood chipper. :(
 

RedRooster

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"Oh no, it's K-k-k-Ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-k-k-Ken?!"
 

EULA

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wasn't there some guy name "Stanley" who got completely run over by a steam roller, but lived... they nick-named him "Flat Stanley" and he traveled the globe or somethin'...
 

Phoenix86

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
It's terrible that the first thing I thought of was the scene from Naked Gun :eek:
My first thought was Roger Rabbit....

LOL

I was thinking a Fish Called Wanda. ;)

How many movies have done this gag?
 

xboxist

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
It's terrible that the first thing I thought of was the scene from Naked Gun :eek:

What about Austin Powers??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"Get out of the way"
STTOOPPPPPPP!!!!!
"Move"

I'm suprised it made it half way up his body with out making his head burst from the pressure.


Austin Powers was my first thought too.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first thought was of the scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where that mini-boss gets crushed/flattened by the large grinding stone at the end of the conveyor belt.
 

neutralizer

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: halik
damn did he die?
if he got only got run over half way, he might have survived

Possibly, but he might have burst a lot of blood vessels in his vital organs. :(

Ugh I wish I hadn't read this article, just imagine the roller creeping up along your legs until it slowly crushed your pelvis into little pieces. Okay I'm done with this thread...

*gag*
 

dxkj

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Feb 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Eli
Oh, wow.

So did the steam roller finish the job, or did it stop half way? :Q

Man, what a mess that would be. And to have to watch it happen.. ugh. You probably wouldn't be the same.

you would think that would force the blood and organs up into his torso, and make him pop eventually
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: xboxist
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
It's terrible that the first thing I thought of was the scene from Naked Gun :eek:

What about Austin Powers??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"Get out of the way"
STTOOPPPPPPP!!!!!
"Move"

I'm suprised it made it half way up his body with out making his head burst from the pressure.


Austin Powers was my first thought too.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first thought was of the scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where that mini-boss gets crushed/flattened by the large grinding stone at the end of the conveyor belt.

mini-boss...hehe