Man commits suicide after sex with hen

[civad]

Man commits suicide after sex with hen

Reuters

Lusaka, May 28: A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police say.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

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I didnt know one could get so desparate...

 

Oh, I didn't realize that sex was a banned word, yet asshole, slut, bitch and whore aren't. But I did find it funny that you used "s!x" to get past the 'filters.'

 

[iamme]

s!x?

i think you can put "sex" in the title

 

[civad]

Done

 

[iamme]

i wonder if hens are able to give consent.

 

[MrScott81]

wow....that's just disturbing

 

[civad]

i wonder if hens are able to give consent.

Was the hen over 18?

 

[Klixxer]

A hen? Ok.

 

[iamme]

so the hen preferred humans over cocks, eh?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: iamme
so the hen preferred humans over cocks, eh?

LMAO! :beer:

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: iamme
so the hen preferred humans over cocks, eh?

Bigger IS better

 

[JohnCU]

It is a sad, sad world.

 

[kpluck]

I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

 

[ApacheXMD]

Originally posted by: kpluck
I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

hahahah

-patchy

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: ApacheXMD

Originally posted by: kpluck
I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

hahahah

-patchy

ROFL :laugh:

nice.

 

[civad]

so the hen preferred humans over cocks, eh?

Or the hen misunderstood the term 'cock'

 

[Red Dawn]

Well Cock a Dooodle Do! LOL

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: kpluck
I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!

:beer:

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: ApacheXMD

Originally posted by: kpluck
I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

hahahah

-patchy

HAHAHA LMAO

literaly laughin my ass off out loud!!!!!

 

[civad]

Just noticed.. my post is a dupe..

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: civad
Just noticed.. my post is a dupe..

TEH REPOSTZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[UNCjigga]

That's a cockamanny story if I ever heard one...

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: kpluck
I guess this brings up the age old question....

Which came first, the chicken or the man?

Hey, he was just banging some chicks. That's all. :roll: :roll:

 

[Geekbabe]

Well that's certainly nothing to crow about

 

[her209]

That hen must have been one pretty hot chick.