Man commits suicide after learning latest Harry Potter spoiler

[HN]

it's real...ly...fake

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: baoytl
Looks fake
http://borowitzreport.com/archives.asp

Found at your link. Text

This guy writes a humor column. It's a joke.

 

[KidViciou$]

<cartman>HAH, i love you!</cartman>

 

[Sheepathon]

Dakota Fanning > Hermione

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Dakota Fanning > Hermione

Like um real young, don't ya?

 

[lancestorm]

FAKE. Ohio license plates are only max 7 letters... HOGWARTS is 8.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Fake

Damn, I was so hopeful.

*takes off Grim Reaper cloak*

- M4H

 

[hypn0tik]

Good. What a useless guy. I haven't read the whole thread but it's probably fake.

 

[tami]

:roll:

it's not real.

 

[djheater]

Original Article

Written by a humorist for Jewish World Review.

 

[cirrhosis]

or maybe instead of at the mall, he read it on ATOT....

 

[cirrhosis]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: baoytl
Looks fake
http://borowitzreport.com/archives.asp

Found at your link. Text

This guy writes a humor column. It's a joke.

Bah.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Emperor Penguin > Hermione

Fixed

 

[Toasthead]

I must say, Im not really sad... he was just stealing air from the rest of us.

 

[Siva]

Who was dumb enough to believe that was real?

 

[Liviathan]

Can't be real!! No way...what a looser.

 

[JoeKing]

wel he IS from Ohio.....

 

[archiloco]

glad it's fake, wheeew

 

[JulesMaximus]

Meh, one less dumbass in the world.

 

[Kev]

Good

 

[Kelemvor]

I hope it's real. One less dumbass in the world to reproduce...

 

[Abe Froman]

Andy Borowitz writes faux-news articles. IT is a fake story.

Borowitz Report - read his archiveshttp://www.borowitzreport.com/

He is hilarious, but his articles are published in Newsweek and people fall for them all the time.

 

[eLiu]

shens...there's just no way this is true

 

[neutralizer]

Thank you, Darwin.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Searching their website reveals nothing

yeah, the fact that its a picture of an article rather than a link is odd.