Man Card Revoked.

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: manowar821
People who use the term "man-card" seriously are sad, strange little children.

<<<<<< Man Card Revoked

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

You don't sit on toilet seats at all?

buttcheeks are different than butthole

Butt = butt, though. I'm not under the impression that these actually make bung contact. Seems like it would detract from the hygiene factor.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: manowar821
People who use the term "man-card" seriously are sad, strange little children.

From now on, you shall be "owar821".

LOL

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

That sounds like you should get your man card upgraded. Hands free butt cleaner. No more calling to the wife to hand you a roll. SWEET Johnny

 

[Alone]

Have you never heard of a bidet before? Fuck.

 

[Jgtdragon]

How much is it?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: brandonbull

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

That sounds like you should get your man card upgraded. Hands free butt cleaner. No more calling to the wife to hand you a roll. SWEET Johnny

That's what I'm thinking.

I'll be the first to revoke a mancard for unmanly type actions, but this thing is awesome.

 

[Cabages]

is there an easy way to trim your ass?

 

[Fenixgoon]

so it will make my bowel movements smell like fresh-baked cinnamon rolls? </family guy>

 

[ivan2]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: spidey07
I wouldn't be friends with him anymore. That's serious grounds to end it.

WTF!!
" The Washlet is designed to introduce you to a level unprecedented comfort, while delivering on the promise of maximum cleanliness. At your command, an integrated, self-cleaning nozzle extends to release a warm, soothing stream of aerated water to provide the ultimate in personal cleansing."

The diagram on the site makes it look like the thing will give you an enema.

this one doesn't seem to do that, there is another brand that will also do just that.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Alone
Have you never heard of a bidet before? Fuck.

This is not a bidet....... although the Toto company does sell bidets.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Colt45]

I've seen dual ones before. bidet and assblaster.

i dig the heated seat.

 

[Lola]

That sounds like one freaking awesome toilet!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Some people here need to travel.

They are actually quite nice and leave you more clean than tp.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Rufus12
Without looking at the link I'm guessing it's a vibrator. Am I right?

It's a toilet with a water-spraying nozzle to substitute for wiping after use.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: Rufus12
Without looking at the link I'm guessing it's a vibrator. Am I right?

It's a toilet with a water-spraying nozzle to substitute for wiping after use.

Yeah great, then you have a soggy butt to get your pants wet. Brilliant!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Tobolo
I checked the man card rule book. It state: "The toilet is the man's throne. Anything that makes the man's throne more comfortable is acceptable. No forfeiture of man card can be called for unless the upgrades includes any of the following: Flowers, animal shaped soap, toilet seat cover, tissue box covers, baths salts/ bath beads, anything from Bath and Body Works, floating candles, etc. This by no means a complete list."

I was just going to say this - anything that makes your crapping experience more comfortable is permissible.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: Rufus12
Without looking at the link I'm guessing it's a vibrator. Am I right?

It's a toilet with a water-spraying nozzle to substitute for wiping after use.

Yeah great, then you have a soggy butt to get your pants wet. Brilliant!

Didn't read the thread, didja?

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

I don't think you understand how this works.

 

[imported_Champ]

Front and Rear Washing

that made my day

 

[robphelan]

Originally posted by: aesthetics

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: aesthetics
Wtf? That's kind of gross, actually... I wouldn't want to be sharing a bathroom with somebody who had one of those.

You don't want your housemates to have fresh clean smelling bung holes? lol

Grossss.

I don't want something touching my behind that is going to be touching anyone elses butt.

the wand sprays water, dufus.. nothing but water touches your bunghole

 

[EvilYoda]

Gotta love AT where people fear and deride what they don't know

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Gotta love AT where people fear and deride what they don't know

It's the American way.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: BudAshes

Originally posted by: DEMO24
Actually that sounds fantastic! No longer will one have to put down whatever it is they are reading and instead sit back, take a nice relieving shit, and let the toilet take care of the rest. Brilliant!

Does it blow dry your asshole afterward?

That's what the LCD panel is for. One of the questions is "Is your asshole hairy?" Y = Blow dry, N = No blow dry. It actually pulls out a comb afterward.

LOL :laugh:

 

[Pacfanweb]

I can recall a few mornings after eating some spicy food that one of those things would have been a nice relief from toilet paper.