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Man calls 9-1-1 about burger king

Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.
 
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*
 
I demand lemonade now! The strawberry lemonade at the elephant bar is pretty damn tasty. They give you free refill too.
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

Vegan version.
 
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

Vegan version.

More like Canadian version, you know like how they spell Colour, Rumour, etc etc. 😉
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."


But we must aid ze lemonz!

 
gotta love Palm Beach County. Meanwhile I am sure 1/2 the force showed up for this while last night a car in a neighboring neighborhood had it's wheels stolen.
 
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