Man calls 9-1-1 about burger king

FelixDeCat

Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
31,052
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Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.
 

shoRunner

Platinum Member
Nov 8, 2004
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not even surprised...it you ever work retail or food service these nuts are about a dime a dozen.
 

SacrosanctFiend

Diamond Member
Oct 2, 2004
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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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I demand lemonade now! The strawberry lemonade at the elephant bar is pretty damn tasty. They give you free refill too.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,866
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Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

 

FelixDeCat

Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
31,052
2,691
126
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

Vegan version.
 

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
21,207
2,506
126
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."

Vegan version.

More like Canadian version, you know like how they spell Colour, Rumour, etc etc. ;)
 

OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
27,224
37
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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Your Minute Maid Lemonaide is out.

Yes sir, we know. We ran out.

But I have this large cup with nothing to put in it, what do I do now?

You can get another beverage, sir.

The F I will. I want lemonaide, now damnit.

Sir, we are out.

Listen, I paid for a lemonaide, if you dont get some, Im calling 911.

*crickets*

Hello, 911? This is Jean Fortune. The king is out of lemonaide.

Lemonade...my god. Lemonade.

*calls 911*

Hello, 911?

What's your emergency?

FelixDeKat can't spell "lemonade."


But we must aid ze lemonz!

 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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gotta love Palm Beach County. Meanwhile I am sure 1/2 the force showed up for this while last night a car in a neighboring neighborhood had it's wheels stolen.
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
34,896
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Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
More like Canadian version, you know like how they spell Colour, Rumour, etc etc. ;)

Correctly?

On British Wheel of Fortune, do you get a bulk discount for buying a 'U'?