<< You don't SEE that everyday.
Man Beats His Seeing Eye Dog To Death
If that's not clear enough, how about these:
Man Beats His Hearing Ear Dog To Death
You don't HEAR that everyday.
Man Beats His Smelling Nose Dog To Death
You don't SMELL that everyday.
Man Beats His Touching Skin Dog To Death
You don't TOUCH that everyday.
Man Beats His Tasting Tongue Dog to Death
You don't TASTE that everyday. >>
it still isn't funny