Man Awakes After 19 Years in Coma

[Scarpozzi]

Do you notice that all the males have similar names??? Jerry, Terry, and Perry......what freaks!

 

[Kev]

wow i can't even comprehend how much has changed in 19 yrs, this must be crazy for him

 

[Rufio]

dayam.

i wonder if his wife got remarried....now that would be a crazy situation!

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Rufio
dayam.

i wonder if his wife got remarried....now that would be a crazy situation!

like castaway

 

[pulse8]

Get this man an endorsement deal!

His second word after 19 years in a coma was, "Pepsi."

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: gigapet
i guess now he knows he's here for a real reason.......cuz his buddy got hit like he got hit but he aint f*ckin breathin

LOL


THATS TOOOO FUNNY!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
proof that miracles do occur.

It's proof that completely random events happens and we as humans will interpret them as we see fit to suit our ideas.

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: gigapet
i guess now he knows he's here for a real reason.......cuz his buddy got hit like he got hit but he aint f*ckin breathin

HAHAHAHHAHA


I HAD TO POST AGAIN THIS IS TOOOO FUNNNY!!!!!


LOLOLOLOL

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
That must feel almost as if he's time travelling.

That would be the coolest part. Think about the things he missed out on, or needs to learn about.

The entire Bush/Clinton/Bush administrations
Fall of Communism
Grunge rock
9/11
The year 2000
Alf

 

[FuZoR]

that is insane!!! damn

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: Kenazo
That must feel almost as if he's time travelling.

That would be the coolest part. Think about the things he missed out on, or needs to learn about.

The entire Bush/Clinton/Bush administrations
Fall of Communism
Grunge rock
9/11
The year 2000
Alf

what not tell him that soviet russia won. you could really mess with his head:evil:

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: Kenazo
That must feel almost as if he's time travelling.

That would be the coolest part. Think about the things he missed out on, or needs to learn about.

The entire Bush/Clinton/Bush administrations
Fall of Communism
Grunge rock
9/11
The year 2000
Alf

what not tell him that soviet russia won. you could really mess with his head:evil:

Haha

 

[ZaneNBK]

Originally posted by: marvie
Isn't he the same guy who said "make love to me" when a nurse asked him if she can do anything for him?

Yeah, what's even funnier is the quote "I don't know why he'd say something like that..." or something similar to that. Let's see, the guy probably hasn't had sex in 19+ years. I'd probably say that too.

Except I think I'd be smarter about it and ask dad to get me a hooker.

 

[brigden]

"You see, he's still back in 1984," said Jerry Wallis.

I wonder if he'll sport acid wash jeans.

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: brigden

"You see, he's still back in 1984," said Jerry Wallis.

I wonder if he'll sport acid wash jeans.

Actually, acid wash jeans didn't become popular until after 1984. (You can tell how old I am.)

 

[SandLizard]

Terry still believes Ronald Reagan is the president

ronand reagan isn't the president? i know i've been avoiding current events and all but man....

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I can't even fathom how large his hospital bill must be. 18 years in a hospital... must have a rich family.

The cost has to be astronomical...they probably are getting help from the state or possibly had to file Chapter 7.

Ausm

 

[rbV5]

I remember watching a documentary recently where they couldn't find a single indisputable case where someone had awoke from a comatose state of at least 2 years..not one. I find this one hard to believe, but cool if it is.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

I'm glad for him and his family. I'm sure with all the press he's getting that some research facility will put up some dough to help pay for it in exchange to "study" him though

 

[Rufio]

ahahh show him a computer and show him how easy it is to get pr0n. he will forget about everything else instantly.

 

[MustangSVT]

wow..

interesting.. i wonder if the brain still functions normally.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Maybe he'll be like Steven Segal in that one movie, and start training.......and make a few crappy movies

(haha, just kidding.)


Way Cool.





KeyserSoze

 

[stormbv]

I don't know if someone posted this already, but he's going to be on the Jimmy Kimmel show tonight.

 

[silverpig]

Heard this on the news today...

 

[Miramonti]

"mommy, did you get all those shares of microsoft I asked you to buy for me?"