Man allegedly set up bestiality sessions at farm

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moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
wait...You're telling me this place hasn't heard of MrHands.mpeg?

:Q

Oh God, you can't unsee that. Nasty.

where the ****** does it go... god barf

CRAP....

After he warned me... I went and found the video...
Not only am I disgusted, but it also seems impossible! :(

I'm scarred for life... but I have a feeling that guy is too....

heh can we get a description of the vid?

1. Guy with no pants, bending over
2. Horse
3. ...
4. Guy is in pain
why is it called MrHands?

 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
wait...You're telling me this place hasn't heard of MrHands.mpeg?

:Q

Oh God, you can't unsee that. Nasty.

where the ****** does it go... god barf

CRAP....

After he warned me... I went and found the video...
Not only am I disgusted, but it also seems impossible! :(

I'm scarred for life... but I have a feeling that guy is too....

heh can we get a description of the vid?

1. Guy with no pants, bending over
2. Horse
3. ...
4. Guy is in pain
why is it called MrHands?

this page says a certain BME video "makes Mr. Hands look like a Saturday morning cartoon"
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: alien42
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
wait...You're telling me this place hasn't heard of MrHands.mpeg?

:Q

Oh God, you can't unsee that. Nasty.

where the ****** does it go... god barf

CRAP....

After he warned me... I went and found the video...
Not only am I disgusted, but it also seems impossible! :(

I'm scarred for life... but I have a feeling that guy is too....

heh can we get a description of the vid?

1. Guy with no pants, bending over
2. Horse
3. ...
4. Guy is in pain
why is it called MrHands?

this page says a certain BME video "makes Mr. Hands look like a Saturday morning cartoon"
link has these funny asterisks in it for some reason :p

 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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still waiting to hear why its called MrHands as well ...

and can someone confirm that MrHands is the horse video or not? my friend wants to know the URL to the video so he can show people at his work cause they dont believe the story he's telling them about it, and if thats the title, i'll just tell him to google it.
 

Continuity28

Golden Member
Jul 2, 2005
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Originally posted by: purbeast0
still waiting to hear why its called MrHands as well ...

and can someone confirm that MrHands is the horse video or not? my friend wants to know the URL to the video so he can show people at his work cause they dont believe the story he's telling them about it, and if thats the title, i'll just tell him to google it.

MrHands is indeed a horse video, but not the one the thread was originally made for.

Just google it, you will find it...

But its not something that you should watch...
 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: alien42
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
wait...You're telling me this place hasn't heard of MrHands.mpeg?

:Q

Oh God, you can't unsee that. Nasty.

where the ****** does it go... god barf

CRAP....

After he warned me... I went and found the video...
Not only am I disgusted, but it also seems impossible! :(

I'm scarred for life... but I have a feeling that guy is too....

heh can we get a description of the vid?

1. Guy with no pants, bending over
2. Horse
3. ...
4. Guy is in pain
why is it called MrHands?

this page says a certain BME video "makes Mr. Hands look like a Saturday morning cartoon"
link has these funny asterisks in it for some reason :p

the link is http://godhateskittens.blogspot.com/2005/09/fvck-you-internets.html

spelling will have to be corrected from a v to a u and according to that page the mrhands video is a gay video and not a bestiality video
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Continuity28
Originally posted by: purbeast0
still waiting to hear why its called MrHands as well ...

and can someone confirm that MrHands is the horse video or not? my friend wants to know the URL to the video so he can show people at his work cause they dont believe the story he's telling them about it, and if thats the title, i'll just tell him to google it.

MrHands is indeed a horse video, but not the one the thread was originally made for.

Just google it, you will find it...

But its not something that you should watch...

heh trust me, i don't wanna watch any videos discussed in this thread :)

however as i said my friend has co-workers that dont believe him about this. he has seen the video somewhere else but is wonderin if i can get a link for him so he can show people that don't believe him heh.
 

ultravox

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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It seems that farmer Jones was caught shagging a goat by one of the local troopers. He had to appear in court for his trail in a few weeks and was nervous. He asked his neighbour what he should do. The neighbour said he knew 2 lawyers...one was a good trial lawyer but was bad at picking jurys and the other was great at picking jurys but bad as a trial lawyer.
Farmer jones decided that he would go with the more expensive of the 2, the one that was good at picking jurys.
On the morning of the trial, the prosecution called it's first witness.....the trooper who was asked to described what he had witnessed the day of the arrest.

" I was driving down route 12 when I looked oer towards MrJone's property and I saw Mr. Jones fornicating with a goat."

"And then what happened ?"

" The goat turned around and started to lick Mr Jones genitals "

Mr Jones thought he was done for untill he heard the jury foreman turn to man beside him and say:

"A good goat will do that ..you know"
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
This is the funniest part of the whole article..

"In the wake of the man's death, state Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, has said she plans to draft legislation making bestiality illegal in Washington."

I mean geez, how is bestiality not already illegal in every state?! Are we living in the stone ages here or what? Pretty sad that they would finally get around to this in the year 2005. :roll:

In all fairness, I think it's like making laws about not cutting your own arm off. You would think it wouldn't be an issue or that nobody in their right mind would do something like that so why waste time and taxpayer money passing laws to prevent people from doing stuff that 99% of us wouldn't do in the first place.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: TallBill
sweet, so i can go cut my arm off?

I don't think they'd be able to prosecute you for it but you might end up in a mental institution. :laugh:
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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ahh.. i cant believe that i just watched that.. the horse was done quick, must suck to be a female horse.
 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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does anyone have a link to the old short video of the woman who almost has her head blown off by a horses ejaculate?
 

alien42

Lifer
Nov 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: alien42
does anyone have a link to the old short video of the woman who almost has her head blown off by a horses ejaculate?
:Q

it is so short and absurdly over the top that it is actually hilarious and not disgusting.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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It sounds like the owner of the farm did nothing illegal, and the authorities are trying hard to pin anything on him. The "victim" of this "crime" died of his own stupidity, that's all.
 

jalaram

Lifer
Aug 14, 2000
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When interviewed by the Seattle Times July 15, the horse's owners said they had known their neighbors for years. The couple, who asked to have their names withheld to protect their privacy, said they were shocked when police showed them a home video of the July 2 incident that investigators seized from Tait's home. The couple identified their barn and their horse.

Whereas people in this thread were asking to see the video and regretted doing so, how about this couple? And imagine that it was your pet.

You see kids. This is why your parents tell you to quit horsing around.

 

toekramp

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2001
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anyone else think it's kinda funny that there is an entire thread to 'culture' change about 5 threads up...and then this one where all the members discuss the details of a beastiality video they just watched :D
 

Spike

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Aug 27, 2001
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You guys should have heard all the morning radio shows this last summer, they where having a field day with this story. I find it funny it took them this long to come up with a charge against the guy...

-spike
 

1Cheap2Crazy

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Jun 15, 2002
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You have requested the file mrhands.mpg (8800988 Bytes). This file has been downloaded 2122 times already. OMG, I should not have downloaded that! I thought it was two men, lol.
 

The Linuxator

Banned
Jun 13, 2005
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Originally posted by: Lyfer
Pwned by Seabiscuit. Way to go.


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I guess Seabiscuit got tired of being ridden now the tables have turned, watch out DC :p
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: shoRunner
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
This is the funniest part of the whole article..

"In the wake of the man's death, state Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, has said she plans to draft legislation making bestiality illegal in Washington."

I mean geez, how is bestiality not already illegal in every state?! Are we living in the stone ages here or what? Pretty sad that they would finally get around to this in the year 2005. :roll:

If you're going to post this kind of crap know WTF you're talking about first.

Washington HAD a sodomy law, it was repealed in 1976.

This is 2005, after all.

:roll:

Viper GTS

QFFT this is 2005 there is no right and wrong, do what you want and what you feel is right. you want to have sex with a horse go ahead thats your right, who are we to tell you that, that's F* up?
Pretty much, but the issue with bestiality is that it is animal abuse, not that it's "fscked up".

dude....I don't think i would be complaining if I was a horse and got some free p*$#$