Man addicted to cable TV set to sue..

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
"I'm addicted to Cable TV because of you, so your punishment is to get me addicted to high-speed Internet"...

And give me three computers so my family can get addicted to it, too! roar!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
"I'm addicted to Cable TV because of you, so your punishment is to get me addicted to high-speed Internet"...

And give me three computers so my family can get addicted to it, too! roar!

A lawyer had to agree to take the lawsuit, blame them as well. This is one of the many reasons why everyone hates lawyers

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Fiveohhh
he should sue fo a lifetime membership to the gym not more of something guaranteed to make him just as lazy

That would actually be really awesome... if they offered to settle by turning off the cable and giving him a 5 year membership to the local gym or something. lol...yes

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA "I'm addicted to Cable TV because of you, so your punishment is to get me addicted to high-speed Internet"...

And give me three computers so my family can get addicted to it, too! roar!

A lawyer had to agree to take the lawsuit, blame them as well. This is one of the many reasons why everyone hates lawyers

We're not all bad.

Actually, a person can bring a suit per se, and there was no mention of an attorney. Not only that, there was no record of a suit found either.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA "I'm addicted to Cable TV because of you, so your punishment is to get me addicted to high-speed Internet"...

And give me three computers so my family can get addicted to it, too! roar!

A lawyer had to agree to take the lawsuit, blame them as well. This is one of the many reasons why everyone hates lawyers

We're not all bad.

Actually, a person can bring a suit per se, and there was no mention of an attorney. Not only that, there was no record of a suit found either.

No, not all, just 99% of the trial lawyers, medical malpractice & personal injury lawyers. Yet, I bet some lawyer will take it.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I'm addicted to internet porn, and I think it is really beginning to affect my vision. There is also a thick mat of fur growing on my right palm.

Who can I sue?

me too. I'm addicted to pr0n, cheetos, and my d!ck is orange. I'm suing!

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Xionide Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole

Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash. DA Cracker Anti-Defamation League

Because only a stupid white person from Wisconson would sue for something like this.

OK... so are you saying that everyone in Wizzleconsizzle is a cracker? You straight trippin', beeeeyatch.

DA
Anti-Cracker Defamation League, and Defender of black Wisconsins everywhere.

I was in Wisconson once for the College National Curling Championships and I can easily say.. yes, there are all crackers.

 

[StageLeft]

someone kill him

 

[Leejai]

oh yea! I'm suing Sony for making the remote control!

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Xionide Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole

Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash. DA Cracker Anti-Defamation League

Because only a stupid white person from Wisconson would sue for something like this.

OK... so are you saying that everyone in Wizzleconsizzle is a cracker? You straight trippin', beeeeyatch. DA Anti-Cracker Defamation League, and Defender of black Wisconsins everywhere.

I was in Wisconson once for the College National Curling Championships and I can easily say.. yes, there are all crackers.

If KGB heard that, he'd bust you in yo crackah ass. There are plenty of black folks in Wizzleconsizzle... the Green Bay Packers, the Milwaukee Bucks. Does UW have a basketball team?

Why you hatin'?

DA
Grand Dragon
Cracker Anti-Defamation League
Defender of black Wisconsins everywhere

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
someone kill him

Maybe that is how that 700+ lb. woman got to be that big. She was from WI, right? Does she have Charter Cable?

I smell class action

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate I'm addicted to internet porn, and I think it is really beginning to affect my vision. There is also a thick mat of fur growing on my right palm. Who can I sue?

me too. I'm addicted to pr0n, cheetos, and my d!ck is orange. I'm suing!

Great I'll add you to the class action list.

Just avoid the new hot ones... trust me on this one.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Skoorb
someone kill him

Maybe that is how that 700+ lb. woman got to be that big. She was from WI, right? Does she have Charter Cable?

I smell class action

I just got charter cable for internet. Hopefully I can get a piece of the pie too! I will first sue charter for not being available when we moved here and me having to use antenna for tv.

 

[richardycc]

I am gonna sue my ISP, I am addicted to the net!

 

[stormbv]

TV hasn't broadcasted an original thought since it was invented.

 

[EyeMWing]

I'm suing Verizon for beign fscktards and not putting DSL equipment in my CO.

 

[LordJezo]

^

 

[Turkish]

I am suing Playboy for not giving away hot women with the magazine. Join me in my class action suit.

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: Xiety
I am suing Playboy for not giving away hot women with the magazine. Join me in my class action suit.

I think we should start suing people for having stupid lawsuits because reading abotu them gives us mental anger.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Fiveohhh
he should sue fo a lifetime membership to the gym not more of something guaranteed to make him just as lazy

Yeah, but that way he can't sue the ISP a year down the line when his wife gains another 50 lbs and his kids become addicted to German Schizer videos.

*Reads the article* Good gawd!! Only in America would a man sue for having been given 4 years of free cable TV!! And for being stupid enough not to take a pair of wirecutters and solve the problem himself. I WAS going to say that if I was the company I would cut off his service immediately, but now I'd leave it on in the hope these people see something stupid on TV to immitate and remove themselves from the gene pool.

-- Jack

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
-- xterm, bash.org

 

[KokomoGST]

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: Xiety
I am suing Playboy for not giving away hot women with the magazine. Join me in my class action suit.

I think we should start suing people for having stupid lawsuits because reading abotu them gives us mental anger.

I sue you for having angrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... which proceeds in you countersuing me because you're angrrryyyyyyyyy.

Ah, the wonderful world of litigation.
At least that dumbfsck that sued McDs for being fat lost.

 

[DivideBYZero]

"HEY! FREE CABLE for 6 months? I'm suing!! "

Anyone check if this guys name is Homer?

 

[DivideBYZero]

You know, the only reason I breathe and eat is due to life itself.

THATS IT - I'M SUING THE PRIMODIAL SOUP.