Man addicted to cable TV set to sue..

virtuamike

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If he wins, it'll add credibility to my case. I plan to sue the porn industry for making me a man-whore.
 
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I'm addicted to internet porn, and I think it is really beginning to affect my vision. There is also a thick mat of fur growing on my right palm.

Who can I sue?

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Xionide

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Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole
 

KarenMarie

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Good Lord!

That's like suing the tobacco industry and asking for a settlement of a lifetime supply of cigs.

This guy needs a slap. And if I were the cable company, I would sue him for having illegal cable. ;)
 

Amused

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That's it, I'm suing Anandtech for taking up too much of my time.
 
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Originally posted by: Xionide
Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole

Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash.

DA
Cracker Anti-Defamation League
 

Rogue

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If this even makes it into court, it will be a travesty of justice. This guy needs to be severely beaten about the head and neck. $hit like this angers me to no end. How far have we come that someone can even THINK that this would even come close to requiring legal action. Charter should sue his ass for cable theft.
 
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Originally posted by: MailBoxHead
Tort reform will happen someday.

Ok -

We do not need tort reform. Judges - pretty much everywhere in the US - have a means of getting rid of suits like this, and to heavily sanction the lawyer filing them.

 

Zombie

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eh, TV programming has been aweful for almost 2 years now. Only turn in on for Sienfeld, Simpsons, Scrubs and Baseball/Football games.


I hope he wins :), death to cable.
 
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Originally posted by: mchammer187
to his defense he did try multiple times to have the service canceled and they would not

It is called self-control. That is what the off button is for.

Nevermind the fact that he has offered to settle for lifetime high speed internet access, THE most addictive service ever unleashed.

The guy is a entertainment junky looking for a free fix.
 

mchammer187

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: mchammer187
to his defense he did try multiple times to have the service canceled and they would not

It is called self-control. That is what the off button is for.

Nevermind the fact that he has offered to settle for lifetime high speed internet access, THE most addictive service ever unleashed.

The guy is a entertainment junky looking for a free fix.

i do agree it is absurd that he wants free internet service and he has no self control

i just dont see why they wouldnt shut off his service especially if he contaced them about it
 

LordJezo

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Xionide
Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole

Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash.

DA
Cracker Anti-Defamation League

Because only a stupid white person from Wisconson would sue for something like this.
 

Nitemare

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Guess he should sue the state of West Virginia too for allowing his father to marry his sister and produce such a worthless turd.
 

Fiveohhh

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he should sue fo a lifetime membership to the gym not more of something guaranteed to make him just as lazy:p
 
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Xionide Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole
Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash. DA Cracker Anti-Defamation League
Because only a stupid white person from Wisconson would sue for something like this.

OK... so are you saying that everyone in Wizzleconsizzle is a cracker? You straight trippin', beeeeyatch.

DA
Anti-Cracker Defamation League, and Defender of black Wisconsins everywhere.

 

AMCRambler

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I'm waiting for Skoorb to sue AT for being addicted to their forum. 32,000 posts?!?!? Good christ!

Edit: My bad! 33,000!
 

Warthog912

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Xionide Oh great, Its another "I am stupid white trash who is going to sue for some piddlysh!t that I could have controlled" Asshole
Why do you have to bring race into this? How do we know he's white? He could be off-white or non-white trash. DA Cracker Anti-Defamation League
Because only a stupid white person from Wisconson would sue for something like this.

OK... so are you saying that everyone in Wizzleconsizzle is a cracker? You straight trippin', beeeeyatch.

DA
Anti-Cracker Defamation League, and Defender of black Wisconsins everywhere.

lol
 

UNCjigga

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"I'm addicted to Cable TV because of you, so your punishment is to get me addicted to high-speed Internet"...:confused: