Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon - fake story

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artvscommerce

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CZroe said:
It's probably all bogus. Just look at the chains in the pic. Really?
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their disclaimer:

World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/#sthash.QsOba25D.dpuf
 
CZroe

CZroe

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artvscommerce said:
their disclaimer:

World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/#sthash.QsOba25D.dpuf
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Yeah, but no way to browse to that on mobile.
 
CZroe

CZroe

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The collar on one officer says "NYPD." The patches don't match and only one says Flint (presumably; it starts with FL).
 
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sdifox

sdifox

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Iluvtrueno lives in Flint, MI?


PS I think we need a thicker chain.
 
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BUTCH1

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artvscommerce said:
their disclaimer:

World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/#sthash.QsOba25D.dpuf
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WTF, we've been "baconized" all along, geez. I blame the OP, hang him!!.

EDIT: OMG, here's another story about a dude who built an exact replica of a NASA shuttle using a 3-d printer!, I'm not getting the point of these types of sites, it must be "'The national enquirer" online edition sorta thing..http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canada-man-builds-replica-of-nasa-shuttle-using-3d-printer/
 
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Dari

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Yeah, it's bullshit. Not sure if this has been mentioned before but look at the pic in the OP. WTF is the NYPD doing in Michigan arresting a man over bacon?
 
CZroe

CZroe

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Dari said:
Yeah, it's bullshit. Not sure if this has been mentioned before but look at the pic in the OP. WTF is the NYPD doing in Michigan arresting a man over bacon?
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They ran out of Flint PD uniforms in the prop room.

I tried to mention it but accidentally typed FDNY instead of NYPD. Oops.
 
Squisher

Squisher

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Dari said:
Yeah, it's bullshit. Not sure if this has been mentioned before but look at the pic in the OP. WTF is the NYPD doing in Michigan arresting a man over bacon?
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American news via Tel Aviv.



At where I used to work there was this guy that sold meat including bacon dirt cheap. I always thought it all very shady, but it was hard to turn down whole 4-5 lb. fillets for $20. and this guy did this for the 20 years I was there.
 
JEDI

JEDI

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IronWing said:
Is himself the reason bacon prices have skyrocketed? Off with his head!
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so that explains it! yeah, off w/his head!

and has he been stealing ribeyes as well?
(holy prices at Costco...$10/lb) :(
 
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T9D

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This is what he looked like before he started stealing bacon

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Mai72

Mai72

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A teen kills 4 and seriously injures 2 in a drunk driving accident. He gets probation, and gets to spend time at a drug rehab.

This guy steals bacon and is looking at 88 years behind jail. Granted it's a ton of bacon, but it's only bacon!

I guess that's correct. :(
 
Ichinisan

Ichinisan

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Mai72 said:
A teen kills 4 and seriously injures 2 in a drunk driving accident. He gets probation, and gets to spend time at a drug rehab.

This guy steals bacon and is looking at 88 years behind jail. Granted it's a ton of bacon, but it's only bacon!

I guess that's correct. :(
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It's not real.

I wish mods would lock this thread. I wouldn't mind if the story was actually funny, but it's not. It's just wasting everyone's time.
 
CZroe

CZroe

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Ichinisan said:
It's not real.

I wish mods would lock this thread. I wouldn't mind if the story was actually funny, but it's not. It's just wasting everyone's time.
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One of the few times you think a necro should be locked?
 
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