Male underwear question

[Drako]

I don't drop trou at the urinal, therefore slot.

 

[JBT]

Dickflap is good but according to the poll you are wrong about the waist band floppage.

What the fuck is a slot? In my entire life, I have never heard the dickflap in a pair of underwear referred to as a 'slot.' I've also never heard of or witnessed someone with an obvious preference for flopping their junk out over their waistband or through the leg.

Aside from isolated incidents, like the ubiquitous 'that one weird kid from school that always dropped his pants at the urinal' or some shit.

 

[Dirigible]

What the fuck is a slot? In my entire life, I have never heard the dickflap in a pair of underwear referred to as a 'slot.' I've also never heard of or witnessed someone with an obvious preference for flopping their junk out over their waistband or through the leg.

Aside from isolated incidents, like the ubiquitous 'that one weird kid from school that always dropped his pants at the urinal' or some shit.

I always called it the manhole. Never heard this "slot" term before.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I do it through the slot all the time. Now that I think about it, I often have trouble getting my junk situated properly when I am done, so it is time to try to whip it out method. :awe:

 

[Via]

I've never used the snake cave, ever.

I always go topside.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Over the fence.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I only pull it through the slot when I'm in my PJ's and am masturbating to my own reflection. Peeing, I always pull it out.

 

[RossMAN]

What the fuck is a slot?

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I just pull it out, easier and faster.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Through the slot virtually every time unless I'm wearing sweatpants, which I never am, because what the fuck am I, a Wal-Mart customer? I can think of no situation where it's more beneficial to me to unbelt, unbutton, unzip and go over the top as opposed to unzipping and going through the hole. It's literally twice as many steps.

That said, I wear boxers, where the hole is somewhat forgiving (giggity). I remember briefs, with the hole that is made to circumcise those who haven't been and castrate the rest of us, so I can understand the trepidation in taking advantage of dickholes. But if you're a grown man and you're still wearing briefs, your opinion is rendered invalid because your dick is literally broken, as the only purpose for briefs is junk disposal [source needed].

 

[Via]

Maybe if you have a small unit it would work, but my johnson is too big to make it practical.

Kind if like guiding a thread through a jacket lining.

 

[who?]

If you hang your trousers on suspenders you can unbutton and unzip them and go with over the top while they're hanging there wide open.

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I just pull it out...of my sock.

 

[zinfamous]

slot? what slot?

undies down to my ankles, along with my pants, when I piss.

is there any other method?

:hmm:

 

[Mixolydian]

That said, I wear boxers, where the hole is somewhat forgiving (giggity). I remember briefs, with the hole that is made to circumcise those who haven't been and castrate the rest of us, so I can understand the trepidation in taking advantage of dickholes. But if you're a grown man and you're still wearing briefs, your opinion is rendered invalid because your dick is literally broken, as the only purpose for briefs is junk disposal [source needed].

lolwut.

 

[Sinsear]

Over the top

 

[Oyeve]

The only slot my thing goes in and out of is my girlfriends.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

I pull it out. The slot just gets in the way.

This is very disturbing since you're supposedly a woman.....

Or is it....?
:hmm:

 

[HeXen]

I do it through the slot all the time. Now that I think about it, I often have trouble getting my junk situated properly when I am done, so it is time to try to whip it out method. :awe:

You'll never go back once you feel the freedom and that gentle summers breeze riding down over the top and across the sac ^_^

 

[ThatsABigOne]

You'll never go back once you feel the freedom and that gentle summers breeze riding down over the top and across the sac ^_^

lol

 

[Agent11]

I wear button up boxers. I dislike briefs and boxer briefs that are overly tight with the double layer diagonal slot. I will use the button up slot, although if I am wearing loose fitting clothing I will whip it all out if I am in the mood.

 

[inf1nity]

I pull it out. The slot just gets in the way.

wait a sec. Aren't you a woman? :hmm:

 

[sixone]

wait a sec. Aren't you a woman? :hmm:

Yeah. So?

 

[ElFenix]

do you over the top weirdos not wear belts?

 

[IAteYourMother]

do you over the top weirdos not wear belts?

Is it difficult to undo a belt or something? Takes like 3 seconds.