Male underwear question

Do you use the slow or pull it out?

  • I use the slot most of the time.

  • I just pull it out most of the time.


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JBT

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So do you use the slot or just pull it out?

The reason I ask is because I just noticed some of my new sports type don't even have a slot. It took me a few days to notice as I don't use the thing ever.
 
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Blackjack200

Lifer
May 28, 2007
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I thought this thread was going to be about the maximum number of holes tolerable.

Of course, at a certain point, the holes begin to merge...
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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pull it over the top. Trying to use the slot is like pulling an unwilling snake through a pipe maze.
 

Jeeebus

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Aug 29, 2006
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I buy ones without holes, fantasize about BoomerD, and create a hole of my own.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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slot, the last time this thread occurred it made me realize how many guys don't use it at all for some strange reason.

I believe it started last time though as a result of button fly jeans.
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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I use the slot when I'm wearing dress pants with a shirt tucked in that I don't feel like re-tucking.

Otherwise I just whip it out.
 

SamQuint

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I am going to be the odd one here. If I am wearing any kind of shorts or pants I use the slot. If I am just in my boxer briefs I use the leg hole.
 

JBT

Lifer
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I honestly can't believe it either. I thought the slot was going to be like 10%.
 

notposting

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Jul 22, 2005
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Usually wear pretty loose boxers. It does depend on what I am wearing over them -- athletic shorts? Pull out. Pants with belt, probably the slot.

Cattlegod -- great idea, will try tomorrow and report back! :D
 

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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I use the slot to release my poll! :p


(sorry couldn't resist the low-hanging fruit!)
 

UglyCasanova

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Mar 25, 2001
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Do most of you not wear belts? Much easier to just unzip and go through the slot than to undo your belt.
 

gotsmack

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I drop the waist band to pee.

I specifically buy briefs without the slot, because sometimes when I get random wood, it pops out through the hole and is difficult to wrangle it back into the underwear while sitting at my desk.

Do most of you not wear belts? Much easier to just unzip and go through the slot than to undo your belt.

I wear belts, but I can drop my waist band through the fly, if I'm wearing dress pants or chinos.

I have low rise jeans so I undo the belt to pee.
 
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HeXen

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Dec 13, 2009
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Do most of you not wear belts? Much easier to just unzip and go through the slot than to undo your belt.

I wear belts and can unbutton the pants without undoing the belt. I don't keep it that tight, just tight enough to hold em up.
No freaking way I could use the zipper alone plus get titanconda through the underwear slot too.
 

phucheneh

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What the fuck is a slot? In my entire life, I have never heard the dickflap in a pair of underwear referred to as a 'slot.' I've also never heard of or witnessed someone with an obvious preference for flopping their junk out over their waistband or through the leg.

Aside from isolated incidents, like the ubiquitous 'that one weird kid from school that always dropped his pants at the urinal' or some shit.