Male makeup? Would you...

[feralkid]

Isn't that what "metrosexual" was all about, straight guys who wear make up and shave?

It's never been mainstream because it's impractical.

I have beard, and have had since the 90s when I grew old enough to have a beard at 15. But I have no make up other than if the woman I kiss happens to be wearing lipstick. That said, since I have a fiance, I do not kiss other women who have lipstick. But, maybe I could wear my own makeup/lipstick, and then I could kiss other women more and not get caught?

In any case, it seems like a lot of work, and I would rather just be honest with my fiance.

I assume you mean fiancee.

A fiance is a man.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I assume you mean fiancee.

A fiance is a man.

Yea, She is not a man. She lacks the upper body strength and also has no beard..
I didn't know that it was gender specific. I just meant "woman who I am engaged to."

 

[Vdubchaos]

Waxed eye brows......shaved legs/body.......make up or going to a "hair stylist" are all NO GO for me.

 

[shortylickens]

Dude, I am so fucking ugly theres no hope left.

I cant even do the paper bag thing cuz my body is so horribly disgusting.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Hell no. Besides, any blemishes are easily hidden by my manly beard.

 

[Kaido]

Nope. I'm all about efficiency these days:

1. Skip the special "body soap" & just use a combination shampoo/conditioner with a loofa
2. Shaving gel & razor, no aftershave (your skin gets used to it)
3. Deodorant, no cologne outside of a special date or something

Makes the morning process 100% faster. Even though double standards exist for men & women, I'm soooo glad men don't wear makeup (generally) in America. Outside of Halloween, I don't think I've ever worn makeup.

 

[cyclohexane]

Determined by sexual selection. If women preferred men to wear make up, then very quickly dudes will be all made up.

Since that hasn't happened - no reason to get all dolled up.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Determined by sexual selection. If women preferred men to wear make up, then very quickly dudes will be all made up.

Since that hasn't happened - no reason to get all dolled up.

See New Jersey Guido

Some girls (note:not women) do prefer make up on boys (not men).

:biggrin:

 

[skimple]

Isn't that what "metrosexual" was all about, straight guys who wear make up and shave?

I don't remember wearing make up being a thing...

I remember thinking it wasn't a bad idea for a few cro-magnons that I know to take a weed whacker to their unibrows. But I don't recall mascara being part of the discussion.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i confess...i'd like to be a movie star just to take the shine on my melon down a bit.

 

[Platypus]

too gay for me.

same, but if it works for them then more power to them.

 

[Sonikku]

Why all the fear about wearing makeup? John McCain wears makeup and he's a man's man's man.

 

[BoberFett]

Men that wear makeup are called women.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Men that wear makeup are called women.

That does not look like a woman. That is a hybrid!

 

[EMPshockwave82]

no

 

[lozina]

There's only one legitimate situation for a man to wear makeup

 

[Kaido]

There's only one legitimate situation for a man to wear makeup

At football games? :awe:

 

[Sonikku]

There's only one legitimate situation for a man to wear makeup

Two, actually. To look badass.