Male Escort Serive. UPDATE Number 3! NOW WITH POLL!!!!!

[Shawn]

You just turned gay for $675. How does it feel?

 

[KMurphy]

Originally posted by: everman
wow, has your man-card been revoked yet? If not, we need to shred that sucker, then burn it, and burn it some more.
All that for a stinking video card?

And issue him a rainbow colored geek card.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
OK people, how the heck is that so dirty? :-\

Err, being a male gigolo for another male when you're not gay is the very definition of dirty.

 

[Actaeon]

Originally posted by: notfred
This is the most fabricated thread ever.

*nod*

 

[Eli]

So, are you going to do it again?

LOLOLOLOL

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: notfred
Anyone who actually beleives the events in the update really happened: I have a bridge to sell you - cheap.

If it's near a swamp, you sir have a deal.

 

[shoRunner]

Originally posted by: notfred
Anyone who actually beleives the events in the update really happened: I have a bridge to sell you - cheap.

This is the most fabricated thread ever.

 

[illusion88]

I would have gone to the wedding for the money, just not let him go down on me.

 

[bootymac]

Wow.....

 

[gar3555]

I would say it's is own perverted fantasy neffed out for all to read

and I call shens

 

[EyeMWing]

:beer: Good deal. You got head, and you got paid for it.

Now scrub until it's raw, and gargle some hardcore mouthwash. Science isn't POSITIVE that it isn't contagious yet

 

[Eli]

Who cares if it's true or not.. we'll never know I guess, but it certainly isn't that outrageous...

 

[MAME]

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ok...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[dartworth]

damn...I bet you didn't see this coming...

 

[hdeck]

wow man, just wow.

 

[silverpig]

Re: Update #3.

Damn. I mean... damn.

 

[TWills]

Originally posted by: Eli
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sorry... I feel really bad for laughing, but I can't believe that everyone was right.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

QFT!!

Congrats, sonz. I can't wait for the next update to this thread. :laugh:

 

[jman19]

Wow based on the update... I gotta call shens on this one!

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: notfred
Anyone who actually beleives the events in the update really happened: I have a bridge to sell you - cheap.

This is the most fabricated thread ever.

I am interested, do you take paypal?

 

[pmoa]

you dont have HELL NO as an option on your poll

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: sonz70
K, I went to Jeff's house (he asked me to call him that) he was all dressed up, and asked If I was Tyler, I said yeah, he said you look alot sexier in person than the pic. I was kinda dumbstruck by that, and didnt know what to say. He realised it I guess, and asked me if I was gay, I answered truthfully, no I'm not. He said thats ok, he doesn't have sex with Escort people anyway, too afraid of catching anything. But on the way out he pulled me close and kissed me??!! I'm think...435$...ok.. I can do this. So I kissed him back, he grabed my ass as we walked to the car... So I than realised..k..im a paid slut..just a piece of meat..think of the money. We go to wedding, had a blast, it was actually really good, He showed me off telling everyone "this is my bf Tyler" ect ect. Turns out it was a friends of his wedding. Like I said, had a blast.. only weird part was him palming my ass, kissing me, and holding my hand... . So the wedding goes on for about 4 hours. Groom and Groom wedding. Yeah, there were some straight people there, like I said, all around awsome time there. I think I did pretty good, no one suspected I was straight.

Now..heres where it gets bad, and I feel like killing myself

So were on the way home... and as he pulls in he looks at me and says.. I've never sucked someone off so young before.. I know I told you I don't do escorts.. but I want to make a aception here.

Ok..so gametime decision.....I figure.. I'm not getting my ass riped, I'm not putting it in another guy's ass, this could be ok, So I said, hey sure Jeff, I'm here to make you happy. So we went in, I sat down on the couch, and closed my eyes and tried to picture the hottest girl I could while he went at it. so midnight rolls around, Were all done, I give him my card, he said hell get in touch with the agency again in a month when he has another social gathering to go to, also he told me not to talk to him in public If I see him ect ect, as he works for a bank here (TD Bank) and can't have anyone know hes gay.

He gives me an extra 250$, I go to the agency on my way home, pick up my 425$ and come home..feeling dirty as ever.

So..6 hours work, 675$

I'm off to shower

um, if this thread is a joke, then it's been very amusing to read.

if that really happened, then congratulations on your new video card.

 

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: sonz70
K, I went to Jeff's house (he asked me to call him that) he was all dressed up, and asked If I was Tyler, I said yeah, he said you look alot sexier in person than the pic. I was kinda dumbstruck by that, and didnt know what to say. He realised it I guess, and asked me if I was gay, I answered truthfully, no I'm not. He said thats ok, he doesn't have sex with Escort people anyway, too afraid of catching anything. But on the way out he pulled me close and kissed me??!! I'm think...435$...ok.. I can do this. So I kissed him back, he grabed my ass as we walked to the car... So I than realised..k..im a paid slut..just a piece of meat..think of the money. We go to wedding, had a blast, it was actually really good, He showed me off telling everyone "this is my bf Tyler" ect ect. Turns out it was a friends of his wedding. Like I said, had a blast.. only weird part was him palming my ass, kissing me, and holding my hand... . So the wedding goes on for about 4 hours. Groom and Groom wedding. Yeah, there were some straight people there, like I said, all around awsome time there. I think I did pretty good, no one suspected I was straight.

Now..heres where it gets bad, and I feel like killing myself

So were on the way home... and as he pulls in he looks at me and says.. I've never sucked someone off so young before.. I know I told you I don't do escorts.. but I want to make a aception here.

Ok..so gametime decision.....I figure.. I'm not getting my ass riped, I'm not putting it in another guy's ass, this could be ok, So I said, hey sure Jeff, I'm here to make you happy. So we went in, I sat down on the couch, and closed my eyes and tried to picture the hottest girl I could while he went at it. so midnight rolls around, Were all done, I give him my card, he said hell get in touch with the agency again in a month when he has another social gathering to go to, also he told me not to talk to him in public If I see him ect ect, as he works for a bank here (TD Bank) and can't have anyone know hes gay.

He gives me an extra 250$, I go to the agency on my way home, pick up my 425$ and come home..feeling dirty as ever.

So..6 hours work, 675$

I'm off to shower

wow, just wow. Thats over $100 an hour.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
OK people, how the heck is that so dirty? :-\

Err, unlike you, most of us are straight here...

Err, unlike you, I know a *LOT* of straight guys that have said they'll take a blowjob from a guy, especially if they are being paid for it...

 

[Safeway]

HA x 1000

Good job - he is either gay/bi or firmly straight. If it feels good, take it?

 

[sonz70]

Well, too all the people calling Shens, I mean, I'm not here to prove anything to you. This started out as a simple questions to an interview and has gone
from there. I will keep updating until I quit this job, I have another client Tonight (saturday) who is female, so we will see how that one goes.
Either way, I didn't get ass reamed, or had to screw a guy, I look at it as I made a lil more than a 100$ an hour. We'll see how Saturday night goes.