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Making the Beast of It

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WombatWoman

Diamond Member
Recently I noticed this message above my PM history:

You have a total of 6666 message(s) in your private message history.

Yikes.

This prompts me to remind everyone of these beastly statistics:

660...................................Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI.............................Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000...........................Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666................................Number of the Millibeast
/ 666.................................The Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1)...........................Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010.......................Binary of the Beast
1-666................................Area Code of the Beast
00666...............................ZIP Code of the Beast
$665.95............................Retail price of the Beast
$699.25............................Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95........................... Price of the Beast with all accessories & replacement soul
$656.66............................Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$646.66............................Next week's Wal-Mart price of the Beast
Phillips 666.......................Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666.........................Highway of the Beast
666º F..............................Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k.................................Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg.............................Recommended Daily Allowance of Vitamin Beast
6.66 %.............................5-year CD interest rate at First Beast Nat'l Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6.......................Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66........................Word Processor of the Beast
i66686.............................CPU of the Beast
666i.................................BMW of the Beast
668..................................Next-door-neighbour of the Beast
1-900-666-0666.................Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
.......................................Only $6.66/minute! Over 18 only please. For entertainment only.

 
My aren't we feeling neffy tonight. I've said it before and I'll say it agian. Glad your back to posting.
 
Oooo, yakko dissed a WW post! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE TROUT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE!!!!
 


<< You have a total of 6666 message(s) in your private message history.

Yikes. >>

whoa...(a la keanu reeves)



<< 66686.............................CPU of the Beast
666i.................................BMW of the Beast
668..................................Next-door-neighbour of the Beast
1-900-666-0666.................Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
.......................................Only $6.66/minute! Over 18 only please. For entertainment only. >>

😀
 
LOL 😀


<< 1-900-666-0666.................Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
.......................................Only $6.66/minute! Over 18 only please. For entertainment only. >>

Probably sounds like Cleo, only more phlegm-y 😉

 
Oooo, yakko dissed a WW post! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE TROUT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE!!!!

Shut up, Maul, or I shall have to poke your hiney with the Photonic Cattle Prod yet again. :Q
 
I have no further beef with yakko, who has sent me a nice private message explaining himself and offering considerable financial remuneration for my pain &amp; suffering. 😉
 
...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...

...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...


Or so I've heard. 😛
 
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