Have not read all of thread yet. Okay, I haven't read most of it.
But I've always said the solution is simple. After a play is done, or a batter is struck out or walked, the next guy has like five seconds to get in the box, at which point the pitcher may keep pitching until that batter is done. If the batter steps outside of the box, he is out.
Or, alternatively, a midget runs out of a small door in the backstop and punches him in the dick. I think...I like this idea better. The entire Yankees franchise would be out with dick injuries.
I know it's cliche, but it's true. The Yankees are the primary blame for the current (nd long-standing) MLB trend of prima donna power-hitters (or 'striker-outers'). HEY, THANKS FOR TAKING NINE MINUTES AND TWELVE SWINGS TO STRIKE OUT, YOU PINSTRIPED DOUCHEBAG.